Today, my boyfriend nicknamed my vagina after a local waterpark. It wasn't even that annoying until his friends started asking me how much I charged to let people "ride n' slide". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML
Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML
Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
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Top comments
TAHK 11
If my friends said something like that to my wife, I would punch them in their faces.
liftedyoda 5
Well do you charge?
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Comments (115)
Wowxoxo 17
Or monetize that pussy with prices comparable to a real water park...
websphere69 27
what an ass....
Brilliant66star 17
Roseland, this is disturbing on many levels. I don't understand why his friends are in on your genital nickname. We all have these, it's something playful most couples do; however, most of us keep it within the couple and it seems to work well that way. I don't know what's appropriate about his so-called "friends'" queries. Are they calling you a *****, him a pimp, implying that he can't get his woman's respect, or implying that he can't find a decent woman to begin with? Or all of the above, in one cheap, ugly question..? Take yourself away from these people. Love yourself and you will find worthy company sooner than later.
perdix 31
#65, speaking of levels of disturbing, which level would it be if he called her ****** Roseland and he was the one who deflowered her?
xojoslinox 8
that awkward moment when you've been to that water park.
chuckcloninger 12
Very classy group of people you hang with.
buckdharma 38
Is it the "Crush 'n' Gusher?" I hope it's not "Gangplank Falls."
SasquatchDeluxe 10
Time to make him your EX-boyfriend, just for letting his friends in on the "joke."
littleric92 12
That is messed up for him to do.
deepunder 17
$7.50? Kinda cheap. Have them pay for the cost of buying a whole water park.
rokolodo 10
Why do guys talk to their guy friends about their wifes, girlfriends very personal intimate details.?