Romance me please

By trembelwick - 03/12/2011 10:04 - Canada

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Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML
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weesnaw_08 7

Lol. Shows how appreciative she is of you.

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thisisafunnyname 12

or that she could be getting the big bucks from someone else

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cosmosis 12

22- but none of them really can be used as a metaphor for OP's "small" penis.

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TheRealBruce 12

Ask her if she has change for $100 ;)

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BeachBoi_Alex 7

Turn her round and bend her over; maybe she just needs a donation in her chocolate deposit box.

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Driveshaft 5

Is it one of those wallets with the chain, or, the one with all the little flaps? Either way, I can never find what I'm looking for when I'm in a hurry.

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bobbycorwen 5

19 - Pretty clever.

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tygerarmy 35

Maybe your not small change, maybe she's got a meat duffle bag.

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theian01 3

You don't keep change in a wallet, silly.

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MrKlutch 1

If she's the wallet, and your the small change.. You need to visit the bank ;)

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Blackmail111 9

Or stick your dick in the vending machine and see if you have enough for a bag of chips

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mojobanks 8

Just tell her if you're small change then she's a broken slot machine because she keeps letting you insert your coins and you get a pay out each time!

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graham11 14

OP, go to coin star and cash in your coins!!

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dyble95 0

1. Read 25's comment. 2. Figure out what "the bank" is a metaphor for. 3. ???????? 4. Profit!

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JustinThunder 8

If it makes you feel better, I'd prefer five one dollar bills than one five dollar bill.

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JustinThunder 8

Duh. There's another way to do it...?

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MLK12345 4

Why do I imagine Charmander saying this?

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hopeforkitty 0

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organicmtdew 0

No way. I'm larger than most, and when I was dating a dwarf she couldn't reach my junk when I was in top of her durring foreplay.

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M0rt 0

YDI for dating an ass and/or having small change

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