Strange terminology

By Not true - 18/07/2016 02:56 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 422
You deserved it 1 761

Same thing different taste

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Was he expecting a hand to appear down there?

Tell your boyfriend that he has a very small dick after he slips out for the fourth time.

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Tell your boyfriend that he has a very small dick after he slips out for the fourth time.

Did you tell him " Better hope the couch is grippy cause your sleeping on it".

did anyone ever tell you your grammar sucks?

What does she suck, eggs or lemons? May you could teach her how to do it.

Its not you it's due to the... ahem size of his legacy.

What does he expect you to do about it? Shove some velcro up there next time?

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...Was he expecting your ****** to be ribbed for his pleasure or something?

You aren't supposed to give a ****** a handshake.

the amount of down votes for good advice is barbaric

Haven't you heard? Women can do no wrong, even pedophilia and rape are fine if women do it! And now for the down votes.