Strange terminology

By Not true - 18/07/2016 02:56 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
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mylonius 19
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Was he expecting a hand to appear down there?

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almost_there44 26
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Tell your boyfriend that he has a very small dick after he slips out for the fourth time.

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mylonius 19
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Was he expecting a hand to appear down there?

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joeyl1990 28
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I can't unimagine this.

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Arkham_Callabero 15
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That'd be so terrifying

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MummyRavyne 14
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PainInTheAsss 16
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Cliche white mother of 5

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almost_there44 26
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Tell your boyfriend that he has a very small dick after he slips out for the fourth time.

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brenton490 19
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Did you tell him " Better hope the couch is grippy cause your sleeping on it".

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Driving_Gaming 22
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did anyone ever tell you your grammar sucks?

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BrotherPhil 33
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What does she suck, eggs or lemons? May you could teach her how to do it.

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wanted_2_want 40
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Probably he is used to some other types of vaginas? The ones that exist only in his head

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devilgotmywoman 6
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*made of silicone.

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Katrinnaw 19
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Its not you it's due to the... ahem size of his legacy.

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9a_z1 11
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What does he expect you to do about it? Shove some velcro up there next time?

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askullnamedbilly 33

...Was he expecting your vagina to be ribbed for his pleasure or something?

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Welshite 39
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You aren't supposed to give a vagina a handshake.

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Thegoofygoober 15
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the amount of down votes for good advice is barbaric

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SilverSet 16
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Haven't you heard? Women can do no wrong, even pedophilia and rape are fine if women do it! And now for the down votes.

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