Strange terminology

By Not true - 18/07/2016 02:56 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
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Was he expecting a hand to appear down there?

She was trying but it kept slipping out

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Was he expecting a hand to appear down there?

I can't unimagine this.

That'd be so terrifying

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Cliche white mother of 5

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She was trying but it kept slipping out

she tried...it wasn't "grippy enough"

Well....technically the fucking him part was what was the issue in the first place...

or... you know... don't.

Better yet, don't

Yeah, that's not how that works.

You don't see the problem with "fuck him"? That's exactly what he is complaining about in the first place, that she can't.

Yeah, fck him, figuratively..

pft thathas nothing to do with it. i have a micro peen and have no problems keeping it in.

That's because you can't get it in there in the first place champ.

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I know this is not mature of me, but he did complain about her vagina first. Why can he do it be she can't?

Says the stupid short Mexican kid

Her vagina is too big? Thats just dumb. They say a womans vagina isn't the same after a baby but im just as toght now as i was before i pushed 3 kids out of my vagina. He needs to quit his complaining like a cry baby and do something about his small dick since he can't f**k his girlfriend and not have it slip out.

Why not - it's more fun.

I totally agree here, my wife has pushed out two 9lb babies, she didn't take the extra stitch when they sewed her back up and I swear to God she's tighter than before we had kids.

I think that's what she was trying to do

Tell your boyfriend that he has a very small dick after he slips out for the fourth time.

Did you tell him " Better hope the couch is grippy cause your sleeping on it".

did anyone ever tell you your grammar sucks?

What does she suck, eggs or lemons? May you could teach her how to do it.

Probably he is used to some other types of vaginas? The ones that exist only in his head

Its not you it's due to the... ahem size of his legacy.

Maybe his micropenis is the problem

What does he expect you to do about it? Shove some velcro up there next time?

...Was he expecting your vagina to be ribbed for his pleasure or something?