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I bet you're so incredibly proud.
I bet she was speechless when she found out it wasn't.
Clever :P
Oh no forever a duck-face!!
Its the lip gloss that makes u shed wait! Also, since u cant talk guys wont know ur stupid enough to do something us dumb as... Lets say glue ur mouth shut
**** It's, you, weight, you, can't, won't, you're, as, let's, your. WTF
34- seriously who cares.
32 - yeah because no one would be able to tell your lips are stuck together. Genius idea.
It also works as lube.
37-Read the Commenting Policy. If the mods care enough to put 'TXT language and out of context comments are forbidden' then it matters. Honestly, why must we go through this so often?
37, If your comment looks like complete horse shit then yes, alot of people care. We like to be able to read the comments people make. If some twat decides to write in a 'txt language' you will be achnolaged as an illiterate moron. Sit the **** down there's no arguement you can win with that comment.
Achnolaged.... Seriously. :/
Sit the **** down.
This honestly made my day :) Would love to see this happen!
88.. I see your point- if your comment looks like an illiterate wrote it then yes, it's annoying. However, if you're gonna go on a rant about how people care and to rip someone a new one, please, spell your words correctly as you will just look like an idiot yourself.
I admit I made a few mistakes myself. My point still stands though. Damn nearly checked it 3 times haha
150-This is a dumb teen tho, ur comment need not be a joke
Oh the horror!!!! "shudders"
You would think the parents would have taught their daughter not to do that.
Well no shit
Most likely is lol.
at least you now know if she's been kissing any boys
Or any girls O.o
...from trying the "special" form of lip-gloss?
So I'm guessing your daughter is blonde
Gosh what a predictable assumption. Blonde jokes are so 1998
The Human Centipede anyone?
No God no! The cover alone of that film gave me nightmares!!
Ive heard that superglue was first made for use in vietnam war as a way to quickly seal cuts. I guess that explains why it dries on skin almost instantly.
No problem ^ , sleep is overrated anyway. To everyone else: I wasn't suggesting she do that, but merely that it was a possible risk!
So true #2 :).
At least you won't have to listen to her obviously genius explanations.
Silence is golden Duct tape is silver And superglue is shiny
To quote Ron White "that'll shut her up… for now"
I know a few people who should start glueing their mouths shut though.. Thanks for the idea OP.
Both.
Both kind of go hand in hand...
It doesn't sound like that friend is very nice for doing that. She should know if the OPs daughter would have done it since they were friends.
I can't imagine how painful it would be to try and get your lips apart after that.
Not painful at all, if you wash off the superglue with acetone, commonly found in nail polish remover!
Why would that matter?
Gosh, it irks me when I see so many retarded and irrelevant assumptions being thrown around. Why would OP's daughter have downs and OP just happens to forget that important detail?
Us 17 year old girls lol and everyone thought that girls couldn't do stupid things like the boys can
104 - 17 year old girls tend to be the dumbest at that age. I would know.... I was a 17 year old girl once. Thankfully I had more common sense then most of the girls I knew...
155 I'm a 17 year old teenage girl and ik we do stupid stuff :) thanks for coming and have a nice day
That is one way to shut her up
This situation is exactly where "Prove it" needs to be said.
I wonder if she gets her dumb genes from her mother or her father?
Idiocy transcends genetics.
HAHAHAHAHAA. that was a good one
Hey, her comment may not have been the greatest but that is no reason to go down to the level of calling out features just to be the 'funny' person. Bravo. You've made yourself look like a righteous d***.
#118 **** off and leave me alone fucktard
Just leave me alone. My comment was a joke, no need to put me down and make fun of how I look. God.
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I bet you're so incredibly proud.
at least you now know if she's been kissing any boys