By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
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mattfire14 12

Tell them about how eats the booty like groceries

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mattfire14 12

Tell them about how eats the booty like groceries

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lovelockdown23 23

Lol don't forget to mention he also eats the ass like cheesecake!

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invadermaythe1st 35

I think a better reply would be, "I mean, if his penis was bigger, then yeah, maybe."

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ScarredVox92 16

I just don't see how any of these things are bad.

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kewpiesuicide 29

Neither do I 50. Their sex lives must be boring :p

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devildog562 33

Introduce him as your desperate regretful rebound and stop messing with him .

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Murilirum 23

My white shirt was lacking a coffee stain, thank you for fixing that issue for me.

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extrasnipes 22

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ScarredVox92 16

I thought it was rather sweet of him. He seems very thoughtful.

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LaLince 40

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ArturoJames 13

Or.. "Are you in a shitty situation!? Don't worry! Just dump 'em!"

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xyris_fml 28

The solution for everything is ending the relationship, obviously. Communication is overrated. /sarcasm

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Soniarita 18

You deserve respect. what an asshole.

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ILikeKoalas 24

Why does this comment have a bunch of down votes? OP DOES deserve respect, and obviously this asshole isn't giving it to her if he claims she's just his "sex partner"

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mswhatever 18

It was a joke I'm guessing. If they're truly his friends they probably know about her already. I would of laughed and went along if it had been my boyfriend. Some of you need to lighten up.

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little_one 20

Its better than "one of my sex partners" I dunno but I personally wouldn't be offended it would be like him calling you his lover. Then again I'm pretty vulgar and don't take shit too seriously.

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lovelockdown23 23

Lol I think you two need to have a chat because one of you is Confused.

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fushengyuan 20

Just have sex and stop in the middle to break this partnership

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TCRII 29

Introduce him to his hand.

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sunnyray812 42

That's when you speak up saying, "Actually, he won't be getting any for a bit."

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