Today, my boyfriend nicknamed my vagina after a local waterpark. It wasn't even that annoying until his friends started asking me how much I charged to let people "ride n' slide". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML
Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML
Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
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Top comments
TAHK 11
If my friends said something like that to my wife, I would punch them in their faces.
liftedyoda 5
Well do you charge?
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Comments (115)
kaymi 17
My ride n' slide brings all the boys to the park, and damn right it's better than yours, damn right it better than yours. You can play here but I have to charge...
Amranih 20
He should be banned from entering the park from now on
simoncat 11
Maybe your 'amusement park ******' needs to be closed for the season...until mister ride 'n slide (who told all his friends about it), grows tall enough to ride the rides himself.
TehGinga94 21
Gross. Never been to the actual Roseland, but I hear it sucks, anyway. Sorry, OP. punch him.
Fuji76 15
Maybe OP sucks too....that could be part of the attraction o.O
xplicitkontent 18
That could backfire. What if he decides to visit a different water or amusement park?
spottyblanket 8
Hopefully ex-boyfriend now? Telling your friends something like that is massively disrespectful.
threer 30
Your boyfriend is a nooksucker and you should begin manipulating his fickle human life immediately >::::)........
pattayarick 8
$200. Must be at least 6" tall
D3ATHZ3RO 15
Two words....break....up...
ami200485 14
Well if he was a decent boyfriend he shouldn't even told his friends something like that