Today, my boyfriend nicknamed my vagina after a local waterpark. It wasn't even that annoying until his friends started asking me how much I charged to let people "ride n' slide". FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML
Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML
Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
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TAHK 11
If my friends said something like that to my wife, I would punch them in their faces.
liftedyoda 5
Well do you charge?
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Comments (115)
sparky1970 2
Agreed. We have some live ones out there.
shmidrep27 5
I really hope that water park is Water Wizz...
Lil_pink 8
Im sure they were Just kidding
irishmaiden78 23
Just look them up and down and say in a flat tone "Sorry, but you won't even make in in the front gates. Better luck with the next one." Turn around and walk away.
webmoocher 7
Is he trying to tell you something?
BEButterfly 13
Douchebag! That's all I have to say, oh and the park is closed to him!
ughfmltears 12
Have done dignity!!
perry_sameh20 18
Sorry dear but ur boyfriend is a douche bag ! That is just not nice...
icepick23 12
Wet-n-Wild?
catmcross 7
I think it's time you found a new boyfriend sweetie. And new friends.