Today, my boyfriend nicknamed my vagina after a local waterpark. It wasn't even that annoying until his friends started asking me how much I charged to let people "ride n' slide". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML
Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML
Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
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TAHK 11
If my friends said something like that to my wife, I would punch them in their faces.
liftedyoda 5
Well do you charge?
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Comments (115)
rocker_chick105 31
41- while rude of her boyfriend, I don't think it constitutes dumping him. Also, girls can be too much at times too, and I am a girl. Guys and girls both can be "too much" at times, but that's when talking to each other comes into play.
keepingitnasty 15
How much? If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
perdix 31
6 dinners, 3 movies and a medium-long walk on the beach (or around a sewage treatment plant, if you are not near the ocean.)
graceinsheepwear 34
Sounds like someone has revealed his MO...
perdix 31
Yeah, the trick is finding a girl who can wolf down three dinners a night, so we can get down to business without too much jibber-jabber.
omgomgomg_NO 13
You mean EX-boyfriend, yes?
buckdharma 38
Tell his friends the reason why he named you after a water park. He has long waits to get on and it only lasts about 30 seconds.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
Ya that always pisses me off when my boyfriend tells his friends things that were suppose to stay between us.
perdix 31
Tell them it's been shut down due to an E. coli oubreak caused by little kids ******** in it. Not only will that horrify and disgust your bf's friends, they will also shun him for being a freak.
Ray_of_midnight 23
"Park's closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya."
LocalHugo 3
Just tell him the water park is closed
brittyboo123 35
Wow. What a great boyfriend you have. -.-