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Not as fast as my masturbation skills. I've jizzed myself three times while writing this. Fun fact: my iPhone likes to think I've kissed myself three times. Dirty iPhone, I would never do that!!

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Aww damn... I was getting my digital posse together so we could go shoot at your digital posse from outside your house cause we're too pussy to actually confront each other face to face... ): Now I've got to do a drive by on an innocent family that has three small children!

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Shit just got fucking real son. 9 - in the words of my sansei Squirrel Master "Back off Nasty Nate, this is my bitch... If anyone's gonna shank him in the stall it's going to be me!"

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Like do people not stick up for themselves anymore? If this is all that happened the manager should be put on a retard leash or the cashier. If you didn't do anything speak up about it. Customers are not always right, the labour board could also get involved. Losing work hours for greeting a customer doing their job is not reason for a Suspension.

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For some reason my iPod is enjoying messing with me and making my posts wrong. That comment was for the previous reply, saying op sounded like a stalker, my apologies.

I'm paranoid, and even I know that "hello, how was your day?" is just what cashiers are told to say. Your boss is a moron, surely he would have realised.

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