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Or they will just make you take the stairs! :) And get that little sit on chair that takes you all the way up the chairs if you're in a wheel chair.

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It just needs someone to lift its spirits. Elevate its soul to new heights. Raise its hopes to negate its bitter descent.

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Dear Death_Hoe_Inn, Hey, I just met you And this is crazy But we'll kick your ass 'till You cry like a baby Sincerely, every female offended by your post.

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I don't think 'embracing' his bio-waste can would be an issue if it wasn't full. And again, it says 'while taking the trash out', not 'after taking the trash out'. That implies it was full.

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There was this guy who was stuck in a elevator for about 3 days I think. no cellphone with him so he couldn't call for help.

This is why I don't trust old elevators. There was one like this in my highschool, I swear that thing was 30 pounds short of a complete free-fall. Good thing I didn't have to carry bio-waste. Sounds like a shitt-- *Gets decapitated by a 12-gauge*

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It doesn't matter who, it's why. He was shot because he was about to use an annoying, over-used comment, so really he probably even shot himself at the horror of it.

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My school had an elevator like that. I was in it once and this kid jumped while it was going up and the elevator went down to where the floor showed 4, he jumped, showed 3, then went back to 4. Kind of sketchy really.

That's so gross. FYL op, but at least you got out of there. It could have been much longer than an hour.

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