Today, while taking the trash out, the old cranky elevator in my apartment complex finally gave up on life. For a long hour I was stuck between floors 4 and 5, practically embracing my bio-waste can. FML
OP here. Thanks all for the comments, almost making me able to laugh about this now. :P
But yes, the waste can was full. I had to take a long shower after. I do have a feeling I'll prefer the stairs for a while after this.