Anonymous
Burnley, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend gave me an anniversary present to mark 5 years of us being together. It was a Mooncup. FML
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Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Anonymous
Kolkata, India
Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
Anonymous
Carson City, United States
Corkscrew
Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. I couldn't get it out, after what seemed like ages of trying. I had to ask my boyfriend to help me. He'll never look at me the same way again. FML
nickrick12
United States
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
fmlgirl
United States
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Lonely
United States
Happy… where d'he go?
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
reallyman__639
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
calgarygal
Today, I found out the little blue thing that my roommate has been sterilizing by boiling in our shared coffee maker, is a menstrual cup. FML
CUNTCUNTCUNT
Slacks Creek, Australia
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
nuttedthefout
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
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DKjazz 20
I thought a mooncup sounded like some kind of delicious pastry before I googled it. How wrong I was.
kwyk 23
That is how they make Bloody Marys, right?
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AnonymousAlpaca1 18
I may be in the minority here but I'd be pretty excited about that. They're safer than tampons, maybe cleaner too, and he went ahead and bought a product most guys don;t even want to think about. Doesn't it kind of show that he wants you to be healthy and take care of you when you're on your period in a way?
Ashamed_Sister 60
I only wonder how many other girls beside me had no idea what this is.
austinlynn2013 9
He's Lame ill **** your life for you lol
hazardmuffin 21
Not very romantic, but hey, cups are awesome! I decided to try one a couple years ago and I'll never go back to pads and tampons.
BellaBear90 27
I normally think "oh it's probably an American thing" if I don't know what something is. She's from the UK and I didn't have a clue what a Mooncup was. I'm 23. Should I have known?
InfinityPlusOne_fml 13
Maybe it was just a joke & he gave her the real present afterwards?
Steve95401 49
Did Anna Kendrick deliver the gift to you and sing "Cups" (When I'm Gone)?
DotDootyDot 17
Hey, menstrual cups are awesome. Hygienic, convenient, cost-effective, eco-friendly and it won't harm your body with nasty chemicals!
KatzeZauber 7
EXACTLY! Best idea ever. Lasts for up to 10 years and won't die in a week like flowers, or give you unnecessary calories like candy!
domolovesyoshi 33
no don't worry about it, I did not know about them until my sister was looking for an alternative to tampons.
AsmaNazeer 4
i just googled it and just thinking about it is painful and disgusting...