Today, my boyfriend gave me an anniversary present to mark 5 years of us being together. It was a Mooncup. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. I couldn't get it out, after what seemed like ages of trying. I had to ask my boyfriend to help me. He'll never look at me the same way again. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
Today, I found out the little blue thing that my roommate has been sterilizing by boiling in our shared coffee maker, is a menstrual cup. FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
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Top comments
DKjazz 20
I thought a mooncup sounded like some kind of delicious pastry before I googled it. How wrong I was.
kwyk 23
That is how they make Bloody Marys, right?
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Comments (120)
Not_Impressed13 9
Disturbingly, I did not have to ask or Google..
CrikOgresmasher 19
if I wanted to use Google, I'd be on Google, not FML.
telli164 30
What a gift!
ahh_rats 15
Dude that's not even a gift haha more like a hint of some sort
xxrebelsxx 13
I thought it was just a cup with a moon on it until I read through the comments lol
chickinblue 12
Menstrual cups are expensive, so I would have been psyched about getting one as a gift (maybe I'm just really weird)
DanielleinDC 34
Not a lot of guys are willing to buy menstrual supplies for their wives/girlfriends. Your guy went and bought you a menstrual cup. By the way, he should know that you can't have sex with a menstrual cup in place.
ksks1234 33
Maybe he will also buy her some instead cups. You can have sex with those in place.
Coeliacchic93 21
soft cups you can have sex while wearing. they're great!
Wakachulak 22
I stopped using Urban Dictionary because it's unreliable, and Google web displays sample of images.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
I've got to stop reading these over breakfast.
vikky538 29
Eco friendly... I guess...