Anonymous
Burnley, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend gave me an anniversary present to mark 5 years of us being together. It was a Mooncup. FML
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Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Anonymous
Kolkata, India
Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
Anonymous
Carson City, United States
Corkscrew
Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. I couldn't get it out, after what seemed like ages of trying. I had to ask my boyfriend to help me. He'll never look at me the same way again. FML
nickrick12
United States
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
fmlgirl
United States
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Lonely
United States
Happy… where d'he go?
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
reallyman__639
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
calgarygal
Today, I found out the little blue thing that my roommate has been sterilizing by boiling in our shared coffee maker, is a menstrual cup. FML
CUNTCUNTCUNT
Slacks Creek, Australia
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
nuttedthefout
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
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DKjazz 20
I thought a mooncup sounded like some kind of delicious pastry before I googled it. How wrong I was.
kwyk 23
That is how they make Bloody Marys, right?
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menfearme 10
At least he remembers, although I'm not sure where he was goin with that one. There's practical gift giving and there's this... Was he trying to give you something you would gush over?
thisisg 9
my husband and I have been married for 5 years together for 8 years total. our anniversary was 3/7. I know he never remembers so I told him not to make plans that day cuz we're going out. he said with a serious face its not like it's our anniversary . he ment it lol so you have 2 bright sides. 1. you save money on woman products. 2. he remembers.. :)
laden_swallow09 34
Yeah. I've always known them as diva cups.
Screamsteven 7
he's trying to symbolize giving you the moon maybe? unless he is wayyyyy too stupid then its understandable anyway?
CyberGothic 16
There's no part nor aspect of that which shouldn't translate into "...Ewww..."
sikunt89_fml 16
Just googled it.... bought one. Bye tampons! yay!
pacifyproblems 4
I think that's really nice. I love my menstrual cup. I hope you like it!
lookitsmyname 15
oh god i thought it was like a little dessert thing like a mooncake... i was so wrong... so so wrong...
buttcramp 21
25, I gagged.. good one lol
kristhvr 9
Maybe he doesn't like the thought of tampons. Kind of makes sense.