Today, my boyfriend gave me an anniversary present to mark 5 years of us being together. It was a Mooncup. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. I couldn't get it out, after what seemed like ages of trying. I had to ask my boyfriend to help me. He'll never look at me the same way again. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
Today, I found out the little blue thing that my roommate has been sterilizing by boiling in our shared coffee maker, is a menstrual cup. FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
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DKjazz 20
I thought a mooncup sounded like some kind of delicious pastry before I googled it. How wrong I was.
kwyk 23
That is how they make Bloody Marys, right?
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Comments (120)
MandieL 27
My sister uses one of these. I think it is disgusting but that is my personal preference. It is cheaper, and more environmentally sound. It can also have health benefits, such that it would not cause TSS. But I digress. It is a crappy anniversary gift.
littlekellilee 45
43 imagine if urban dictionary did have pictures. That'd be frightening.
jazzy_123 20
if a mooncup is what I think it is, I hear they're more comfortable and better than tampons lol
Sniper_Chick4110 20
The returns policy on a product website i found made me cringe a little.
KatzeZauber 7
When you find out how useful they are, you won't be thinking fml anymore. Mine turned out to be the best investment of my life.
Eternity49 13
While an odd gift especially for an anniversary, many prefer them to tampons and they'll save you a bunch of money each month. I would never go back to tampons
Masonjar13 10
I can't un-google that.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
I know. I'm right there with ya.
misswilwarin 9
While an odd gift, menstrual cups are amazing! It's really not as bad as people might think; as long as you put it in right, you're good.
bittobug 5
I have a diva cup. It's basically the same. They're amazing!!!! Trust me. And way less disgusting.
Faeryl_fml 6
Moon cups are not only expensive, they're awesome! I think its a great gift to get from your loved one. Start using it instead of treated cotton products and say good bye to cramps :)