Today, my boyfriend gave me an anniversary present to mark 5 years of us being together. It was a Mooncup. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. I couldn't get it out, after what seemed like ages of trying. I had to ask my boyfriend to help me. He'll never look at me the same way again. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
Today, I found out the little blue thing that my roommate has been sterilizing by boiling in our shared coffee maker, is a menstrual cup. FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
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DKjazz 20
I thought a mooncup sounded like some kind of delicious pastry before I googled it. How wrong I was.
kwyk 23
That is how they make Bloody Marys, right?
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duuuh1 11
At first I'm like well at least he remembered, doesn't matter what he gets you. Then I googled it.... what the hell?
kwyk 23
That is how they make Bloody Marys, right?
knoxxx 22
That's really.. odd. I hope that if you've been with him for 5 years, he at least treats you well!
Tyl0 5
It's not that bad is it? XD
underthesea12 24
Will there be a sixth anniversary?
Goblin182 27
I was thinking it was some kind of bra. Totaly wrong.
uarudeassbitchyo 17
What are mooncups? Sounds interesting..? Maybe theres something inside like a ring you never know
Warmonger_Smurf 29
*Facepalm*
zombiekitten87 12
Well... That's not very romantic, but they are expensive and supposed to be a lot healthier than chemically treated cotton products...
_kyleG_ 34
Maybe this guy is a medical practitioner or something?
singer0421 32
wakachulak, ever heard of urban dictionary? And Google web as opposed to Google images?