By Anonymous - 26/08/2015 07:45 - India - Kolkata

Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
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drunkturtle 14
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Well he didn't lie

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tygerarmy 35
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Maybe he's gonna make you a ring out of sparkle glue.

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jayennachristine 23
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If he liked it then he shoulda put a ring on it..

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4WheelBurnout 14
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You clearly do not understand the FML community

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rashpimplezitz 9
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#52 You mean the one where everyone hates everybody else?

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4WheelBurnout 14
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Precisely! Fuck OUR Lives. Such a tight knit community!

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Mattthechamp 11
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The Ifunny community is like the exact opposite of FML. Comments that get disliked here would get lots of likes on ifunny

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drunkturtle 14
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Well he didn't lie

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LilMissCanadian 22
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Gotta look at the bright side

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PePziNL 20

*sparkly side

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trollcrusher 17
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I'd like to think that he did it as a big joke, and later that evening, he actually had a ring for her. But whatever actually happened, I'm sorry you got your hopes up, OP.

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illuminatzi 19
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Maybe it's a hint for yall to 'get creative'

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MrsChristine 7
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what are you going to do with sparkle glue.??

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iiTzNeeNerz 26
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It's great for decorating purposes. Duh. Popsicle stick picture frames, anyone?

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MomentoMori 23
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Ahaha, thought I was the only one who made those! :P

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howard007 18
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Make yourself a ring out of glitter glue and spaghetti

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donuts678 25
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Use it to glue him to the toilet seat, maybe then he will realize that it's a bad present

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tygerarmy 35
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Maybe he's gonna make you a ring out of sparkle glue.

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brownapple 22
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Positive thinking, I like it!

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Brandon1337 29
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Maybe the ring is in the glue

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burnthistown 20
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That's mean. He shouldn't've gotten your hopes up like that.

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KeannaLove 32

Something sparkly could've meant a bunch of things. OP shouldn't have assumed she was getting a ring.

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pl0xs3rver 45
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#51: OP said they have been together for five years. I'm sure a ring coming to mind would not be all that uncommon if a couple has been together that long and one makes mention of the other getting "something shiny."

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DoomedGemini 37
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Even if op didn't assume a ring, who in the world expects sparkly glue as a present? It's funny, but it's also kinda mean to get her hopes up no matter what she thought it was.

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sailorsaturn10 5
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#54 They could have talked about getting married and that's why she thought it would be a ring. Granted there isn't a lot of information for us to definitely say that's why. I'm just going off experience with my fiancé.

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PaulChristie 13
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I like this man.

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rozalyn77 15
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Well he didn't lie.. you should stick with him!

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SlapsKnee 12
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HAHAHAHAHA so funny • - •

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