By Longhorn2011 - 17/06/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I went commando because its 98 degrees and sweaty boxers are a pain. While walking to class at UT I heard a girl laugh behind me, I turned and flashed a quick smile and kept walking. It turns out I had sweat through my khakis and she totally could see my crack. Texas weather sucks. FML
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fmyalarmclock 0

Always wear underwear to avoid embarrassing situations..

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your_mother 0

Wow. Sucks for you. FYL

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ozzie_and_pepper 0

wow you should wear underwear for god sakes I mean come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ozzie_and_pepper 0

btw if are the peron I think you are then I saw you it was hilarious, my friends and I were laughing so hard when we saw you:P

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suaveneanderthal 0

look guys comment number three!

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Reyo 2

OP: What were you wearing? Spandex? Either way, at least wear SOMETHING. I know sweaty boxers suck, but wait untill you get home to go full on commando. It feels great. I should know. We have pretty much the same weather you do here and I had to work/school all day. When I finally got home I just stripped naked and collapsed on my bed. Thank God for no roomates!

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kinkoa 0

You should have worn something other than khakis thats common sense i think YDI for being a longhorn im a sooner from konawa, oklahoma

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metawarr556 3

Yeah, I mean, if you're going commando, why would you wear khakis?

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hi5534 3

look douche, noone cares :D (reply to burried comment)

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nood_fml 0

gag Texas weather is nothing....well only in the summer lately....we are really starting to feel global warming...

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lizzilla8297 2

Texas weather does NOT suck, asshole. UT is the BEST colledge EVER.

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softball_nerd_24 10

As I fellow victim of Texas weather, I can verify OP's FML. Texas weather TOTALLY sucks.

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ExorcistParrot 11

But it's hot as hell, and I know that when it gets hot here, I'm not am wearing any damn layers I don't ******* have to. Then again, I'm wearing sweatshirts and jeans in 100+ degree weather....

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EnvyMe33 26

Apparently it’s not because you can’t even spell right. It’s college not colledge.

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fmyalarmclock 0

Always wear underwear to avoid embarrassing situations..

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22cute 17

Boxer briefs! They are the solution.

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CountDuk 5

I guess you musts been on "crack"!! lmao

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bhamailbox 0

on "crack"? seriously? PJ much??lol...

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whatastory 0

Guys should not be going commando, especially to school. Yuck.

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spoo 24

bah, grow a pair.... you are in school, people staring at you like that may increase your chances to meeting women

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CRrawsum 7

OMG!!! yes it is ha

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stevenJB 25

Try south Dakota. Hot as a bitch in the summer and so cold during winter :(

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PoopNuggetLeader 4

Your hot is 85-90 degrees F. Texas hit is 95-105-? Degrees F

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19990231 29

Last summer in Minnesota we have 107 degree weather in the summer and -52 in the winter.

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accidentalsheep 24

Let's just take a moment of silence for Arizona, which can climb to 120°F

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liecake 0

Yes, a natural body part found on all human beings is revolting.

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hot_tamale 0

LOL I feel ya. And I was down in Austin 10 days ago :). But it may be smarter to just wear something more lightweight? Khakis...as in pants? If so, YDI

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allmidnighteyes 10

LOL. Swamp ass is NEVER fun though, but you should still wear underwear. And at least WEAR SHORTS, not khakis if it's swampass environment. Christ... YDI.

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