Today, my boyfriend gave me an anniversary present to mark 5 years of us being together. It was a Mooncup. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. I couldn't get it out, after what seemed like ages of trying. I had to ask my boyfriend to help me. He'll never look at me the same way again. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
Today, I found out the little blue thing that my roommate has been sterilizing by boiling in our shared coffee maker, is a menstrual cup. FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
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DKjazz 20
I thought a mooncup sounded like some kind of delicious pastry before I googled it. How wrong I was.
kwyk 23
That is how they make Bloody Marys, right?
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Comments (120)
kbecks87 16
Who cares what he got you? Be glad your in a good relationship.
purpleturtle16 20
#17 Hooha cup! lol!
Mike_Sweatpants 9
moons cups are the shit...
holliepong 8
wow 5 years... it's good that he remembers!
CUrraNT 11
OMG!!! HAHAHA!!! FYL!!! Get him a penis pump in return.
mullet3388 16
that device is nasty as well as that cycle of the month and your bf is sick in the head
asnakelovinbabe 16
Hello little 12 year old, you must be new to grown up life. It's ok, puberty will come eventually. *pat pat*
itcomesinthrees 10
Grow up..
GregoryStalver_fml 6
The great thing about the mooncup is that, if you cut the bit at the end (don't worry, no fonctionnality is lost), then you can have sex during your periods. Tthe man just have to be carefule not to be too enthusiastic, otherwise, ouch. So, basically, he bought a gift to himself.
cjwayy 22
Menstrual cups sound nasty... How do they even work? I think I'll stick to tampons...
cjwayy 22
TSS is very rare, and I'm careful about changing them. Sticking a cup up your ****** sounds painful, and keeping it in there the whole time seems unsanitary and more of a risk for TSS.
DotDootyDot 17
Think about it what's grosser: a stick of bleached cotton (only heaven knows what other stuff there's in it) slurping your blood or a cup made of medical grade silicone that you can sterilize whenever you want it? Not to mention that it's completely safe to keep the cup longer than a tampon since it doesn't irritate the vaginal walls as much when you change it; when I still used tampons, I dreaded changing time... No matter what size I used, I'd always feel raw by the end of the day.
DanielleinDC 34
You don't keep it up there the *whole* time. You're supposed to empty it out every 8 to 12 hours, wash it off, and reinsert.
Coeliacchic93 21
I thought it was pretty comfy. I was completely traumatised with tampons and only used pads until I found soft cups/moon cup. with soft cups you can still have sex while wearing. if you put it in right you don't feel it!
KatzeZauber 7
There's only a risk of TSS when there are chemicals involved that are foreign to the natural pH of your ******; medical grade silicone has none of them, because, well, medical grade.
worldclassrager 41
Change can be good but I think you may want to keep to your favored tampons/pads
KamiyaHaine 18
It's an awesome gift okay! =) Try it!