Today, my boyfriend gave me an anniversary present to mark 5 years of us being together. It was a Mooncup. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. I couldn't get it out, after what seemed like ages of trying. I had to ask my boyfriend to help me. He'll never look at me the same way again. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
Today, I found out the little blue thing that my roommate has been sterilizing by boiling in our shared coffee maker, is a menstrual cup. FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
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DKjazz 20
I thought a mooncup sounded like some kind of delicious pastry before I googled it. How wrong I was.
kwyk 23
That is how they make Bloody Marys, right?
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whynotbliss 18
My fifth is coming up this year, and now I know what to get my wife!
carrieannamarie 4
I googled it and a video came up and it was a rap battle between the mooncup and tampons and the end of it was the mooncup saying "no strings attached" and I just..what the hell did I just watch
nobbydeltrott 1
To put this in context do we have any idea what the OP got her BF?
Janawa 22
But- The mooncup is amazing...
soccerbeast24680 8
about to be single again
Host2phats 21
i ****** love mooncups