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By twitch - 07/10/2019 18:00

Today, I found out I'm pregnant after 14 years of being told I'll likely never have kids. My fiancé has a 7 year-old child with a woman who used it to stop him from leaving her. Yesterday, she filed a false report/restraining order to keep him from his kid, because he refused to leave me. FML

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By bummed - 04/11/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

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By xOdaatx - 26/09/2011 13:01 - Australia

Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML

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By Kathleen Michelle Cooper - 28/08/2018 20:30

Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my second child. This wouldn't be so bad if my son wasn't only 10 months old and my partner, the father of my children, hadn't been secretly seeing his ex wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2011 20:48 - United States

Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML

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Trapped

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 05:00 - United States - Mineola

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML

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Mind-boggling logistics

By Anika - 23/06/2021 18:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He married someone, and got another girl pregnant. We were together for 8 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 23:08 - United States - Merrillville

Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2022 00:00

Today, my husband and I have been trying to get pregnant for a year, with no success. My husband's unemployable brother and (still legally married to another man) fiancée announced they are expecting. They have 7 kids between the two of them already. FML

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By how the fuck did this happen?! - 11/09/2018 04:00 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I found out that even after having had my tubes tied, I am in fact pregnant. I have an 8-month-old son and his father just remarried another woman 2 months ago. Neither of them believe that the new baby is his. FML

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Not for everyone

By Anonymous - 02/11/2021 17:00

Today, after I'd left the love of my life because he didn't want kids, got into another relationship, he now tells me he's changed his mind about having kids, 5 years in. FML

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maikeru1979 23

Monday 7 October 2019 18:20

my little sister(she 29 though) went through something similar with the kids part. she was told at 14 after being raped that she would most likely(85%) never be able to have kids. at 25 she had her first daughter and 2 years later welcomed her second daughter. They will be 2 and 4 come the first week of December. Congrats on the baby and hope everything between you and your fiance works out for the best.

Marie Hallenbeck 8

Tuesday 8 October 2019 5:29

I can’t share the news while he’s preoccupied with a custody battle and I’m worried he’ll have a PTSD flashback. -twitch

Comments

-Silverfox- 10

Monday 7 October 2019 18:09

How is this a FML for you? More like a FML for him. At least he’s not leaving you, and you are having a baby. Yay!

Marie Hallenbeck 8

Tuesday 8 October 2019 5:29

I can’t share the news while he’s preoccupied with a custody battle and I’m worried he’ll have a PTSD flashback. -twitch

maikeru1979 23

Monday 7 October 2019 18:20

Marie Hallenbeck 8

Tuesday 8 October 2019 5:33

Thank you! And congrats to your sister! It’s indescribable and a miracle.

Oley 27

Tuesday 8 October 2019 4:24

What exactly did she use or say to get a restraining order? Courts don't hand out RO's just because someone wants one

Marie Hallenbeck 8

Tuesday 8 October 2019 5:31

She used a lawyer to obtain a direct temporary order, no judge has seen or ordered it, it’ll be dropped at the end of the month, then she’ll likely be charged with libel.