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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quickshot
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Anonymous
Lincoln, United States 🌶️ Spicy
You're welcome
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he pulled up his pants and said, "There you go." FML
kikuhime
🌶️ Spicy
Oh, hello
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
cdoyle
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Hand shandy
Today, I went to dinner with my boyfriend. After we'd ordered, I started to unzip his fly really slowly. As I put my hand into his boxers, he stood up to greet his mom and dad who were joining us for dinner. FML
DuChaillu
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML
notsohot
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML
Anonymous
Altamonte Springs, United States 🌶️ Spicy
That was quick
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Timing
Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML
vsshopper
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML
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genesisnirvana 11
was there any foreplay?
DudeImBetter 0
you better not tell his friends or he'll say you're a ****, plus it was you're fault you were rubbing his butt, he's just very sensitive some would say it's a plus.
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Comments (419)
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
lmao
mustardcat 1
u must be that hot
dvdp112 0
don't hold it against him he is REALLY practicing safe sex. hahahahaha
mba1256 0
nice picture
breadfuck 0
you're just too sexy! ;) take it as a compliment hun
madhukar 3
was it his first time ? how old are you anyway ? This sort of stuff happens when guys are kinda young and inexperienced (13-16 maybe ?). He should jackoff before his sessions with you, that should help...a bit
almostalbino 10
Creeper...
Mrrevorp 0
you're just that hot huh?
DisappearingRose 18
Did you have your top off?
castrosabeast 7
he probably has never seen a woman baked before
castrosabeast 7
naked*
almostalbino 10
I've never seen a baked woman either... what kind of place are you from!?!?!
ohlordy101 0
baked could also mean stoned (;
craw1992 0
must mean you look good, I'd take that as a compliment
SydneyG 0
Yeah.. happened to me the other night :(