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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quickshot
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Anonymous
Lincoln, United States 🌶️ Spicy
You're welcome
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he pulled up his pants and said, "There you go." FML
kikuhime
🌶️ Spicy
Oh, hello
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
cdoyle
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Hand shandy
Today, I went to dinner with my boyfriend. After we'd ordered, I started to unzip his fly really slowly. As I put my hand into his boxers, he stood up to greet his mom and dad who were joining us for dinner. FML
DuChaillu
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML
notsohot
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML
Anonymous
Altamonte Springs, United States 🌶️ Spicy
That was quick
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Timing
Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML
vsshopper
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML
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genesisnirvana 11
was there any foreplay?
DudeImBetter 0
you better not tell his friends or he'll say you're a ****, plus it was you're fault you were rubbing his butt, he's just very sensitive some would say it's a plus.
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Comments (419)
YayFlameWarz 9
You have some sexy pants, don't ya.
FreebirdIII 1
Time for a nap now.
just_a_dude_ 0
Did he go to sleep afterwards?
lemonsquid 6
Maybe your so hot he came before you even got undressed!
aerosmith3312 2
....... why yes that was the entire point of this FML
shift_love 13
tell him to man up and do you anyways it's only polite. then he get off twice.
cgchamp89 7
It's physically impossible for a man to go twice. You learn that it health class... I did, anyways.
xojessayox 4
its impossible? i think nott.
Mgr11 3
Nope, it's not impossible. When I was a virgin, I did 3 rounds the first time we had sex. 1 round: 3 minutes 2 round: starts after 5 minutes, lasts 20 minutes 3 round: starts after 10 minutes, lasts 30 minutes
cgchamp89 7
That means you have a very short refractory period. I stand corrected. I suppose it's possible, as they have been reported, but it very uncommon for men... It's natural for a man to be done after their ****** and get tired... you, sir, are one lucky man.
spazmattic 0
Youth helps, so do circumstances out of the ordinary.
xojessayox 4
lol. yeah i know that once isnt the case for my boyfriend but we're all made different and some have stronger stamina while others dont. but either way you learned something new eh?
felah17 6
Is there such a thing as diarrhea of the penis?
rofflewaffle 9
What a horrible mental image you've given me. -_-
blondie1208 17
how does that even happen..?
you_guys_r_fails 0
hey girl. how do I send u a message
blondie1208 17
what? lol
TheChicanoGuy 0
yur hot:O
TheChicanoGuy 0
your hot:D lmao
Nemmycakes 3
eh, you're probably just really hot.
TheJester12 15
he has fingers and a tongue . THNK
BrittanyPernell6 0
next time you plan on doing something already be naked;) problem solved, well the not getting undressed part anyways