Today, I went to dinner with my boyfriend. After we'd ordered, I started to unzip his fly really slowly. As I put my hand into his boxers, he stood up to greet his mom and dad who were joining us for dinner. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's father for the first time. We were at a restaurant and my bofriend kept playing footsie with me under the table. When my boyfriend excused himself to go to the restroom, the game of footsie was still going on. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML
Today, I met my new boyfriend’s family for the first time. Unfortunately for me, his dad walked in to ask what we wanted for dinner while we were having sex. Even worse was that my boyfriend kept going while his dad was there, and his dad later said he was glad I was “the woman”. FML
Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
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checkyesbecca 0
And you would be doing this at a public restaurant? You deserved it, don't be so stupid next time.
e86 0
I hope you intended on washing your hands before eating.
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Comments (311)
checkyesbecca 0
And you would be doing this at a public restaurant? You deserved it, don't be so stupid next time.
Thabb 0
That was stupid. In a public resturant? You're an idiot.
marylovesyou8D 7
I agree...but also, if he knew you were doing this, why did he stand up? it's just his parents...
Y_U_19029 0
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I would laugh if the op found hairs in the meal
joeblownc 0
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you'll understand when ur older that it's fun and ok to do random things like that. it leads up to a great night hahaha
chuckeh_h 9
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alewiina 0
Uh... did you not know they were joining you? If not, I guess its a FYL. If you did know, then YDI.
derpina72 23
Whether OP knew their BF's parents were joining them or not, they still deserve it. Keep private stuff private, not in a freaking restaurant.
lnm701 0
I'm assuming you didn't know they were joining you, which is in itself kind of weird. But really, he let you unzip his pants and start reaching in his boxers without mentioning that mom and dad were on the way?
e86 0
I hope you intended on washing your hands before eating.
xtfauthorx 0
XD lol
kjbirch7 0
lol I would hope so! that's nasty if she didnt!
smokeyou 0
Why the hell wouldn't he have said, "Cool your jets, my parents are coming"???? Unless he's an idiot. YDI for being gross in a public restaurant.
toch040 0
because no one says cool your jets period
skyttlz 32
I say that
Rpizzl3 0
me too
kittykat52810 0
me too
LexRB 0
me three
Mooish 18
Me four
aconnell00 11
Me 5
dezzr 0
maybe if your werent acting like a ho fo sho........ and girls say guys cant keep it in their pants. well no we cant, not when your taking it out in the middle of a resturant
depotst 0
Jesus all these comments about her being gross and a ho.. that's actually kinda hot and fhl for standing up without fixing it first
perfectwinds 0
And he didn't realize your hand was in his pants because...? And you didn't know his parents were meeting you there?
wompwompwomp 0
I say, screw #1 and 2. Keep up the public sex acts. But definitely be careful when the parents are around. You're probably dumb for doing it seconds before they arrive. But there's nothin wrong with playin with his **** n balls for a little while. (Adam Sandler "theyre all going to laugh at you" CD impression)
xkaokaox 0
Who cares if his parents were coming to dinner anyways... You don't do the nasty out in public -_-;;
jwolfor 0
that would have sucked if your hand had gotten stuck. some how
spazz666 18
I'm pretty sure that was the reason for the FML...