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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quickshot
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Anonymous
Lincoln, United States 🌶️ Spicy
You're welcome
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he pulled up his pants and said, "There you go." FML
kikuhime
🌶️ Spicy
Oh, hello
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
cdoyle
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Hand shandy
Today, I went to dinner with my boyfriend. After we'd ordered, I started to unzip his fly really slowly. As I put my hand into his boxers, he stood up to greet his mom and dad who were joining us for dinner. FML
DuChaillu
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML
notsohot
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML
Anonymous
Altamonte Springs, United States 🌶️ Spicy
That was quick
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Timing
Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML
vsshopper
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML
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genesisnirvana 11
was there any foreplay?
DudeImBetter 0
you better not tell his friends or he'll say you're a ****, plus it was you're fault you were rubbing his butt, he's just very sensitive some would say it's a plus.
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Comments (419)
jonathan6773 5
Listen to 'I Just Had Sex' by the Lonely Islands. If you had sex under a 30 minutes duration, than you're qualified to say that you had sex.
YayFlameWarz 9
More like , **** in my Pants, but nice try
iAmScrubs 19
I applaud to effort, but he came before sex had even taken place.
iAmScrubs 19
I applaud to effort, but he came before sex had even taken place.
iAmScrubs 19
I applaud to effort, but he came before sex had even taken place.
iAmScrubs 19
I applaud to effort, but he came before sex had even taken place.
iAmScrubs 19
Please ignore the multiple comments. I only meant to send 1 one.
almostalbino 10
Unless they managed to have sex while her pants were still buttoned.....
spazmattic 0
it's not a duration- it's within the last 30 minutes, constituting the 'just' with a time frame...
HU4L188 0
i guess your just THAT hot! lol
Thakidkeeykey 0
I don't understand how this is bad :/
kwintalamillah 6
hahahhahahahahha
nocanhaz 4
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Mine is longer, I win.
bandgirrl 9
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. i believe mine's longer. i win. ;)
firestarter31 0
i wonder how he is at strip clubs. he probably has to wear snowpants.
bullrider92 19
was it his 1st time?tell him next time to come better prepared
iAmScrubs 19
cum better prepared.
mandyy702 0
heads up, he's wack
JustLetItHappen 2
Wack? stfu **** an go make a sammich.
cgchamp89 7
Really 54, really? That joke is so old it's not even funny anymore. It was hardly funny when it was first introduced. I'm not mad about that though. I'm mad that you just called someone a **** that you don't even know. You sir, can stfu.
OfficeNinja 5
give the guy 15 minutes to recharge, then see how the hair trigger is.
ellelovescarlo 0
WOW:D hahaha good for you!
Slimma 20
2 options. 1. You are that damn good that you can make a guy blow his load before you even get your pants down. 2. He was so ready that he just couldn't hold it in any longer and just had to let himself go. But dang... talk about a fast shooter. Quick Draw McGraw there. Shootin before the target was even available.
julianne8174 0
hahaha you remind me of Juno! :D bahaaha **** that made my wholefucking day