Timing

By Anonymous - 16/03/2020 00:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML

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By Bliggins - 28/11/2012 03:08 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, someone very close to me came out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML

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Soul searching

By Anonymous - 26/07/2021 13:59 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years came out as gay. I guess I know now why sex was infrequent and made me feel like he wasn't attracted to me. FML

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The real me

By Anonymous - 26/01/2021 19:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, after three days of dating a boy I liked, he came out as gay on his Instagram. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2015 19:03 - United States - Springfield

Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML

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And today on Maury…

By Anonymous - 24/04/2020 20:00

Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML

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By Wenny - 18/01/2009 12:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

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I'm coming out, I want the world to know

By Anonymous - 25/07/2023 03:00

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year told me he thinks he might be gay. I took off my shirt, sexily climbed over him, and began to kiss him passionately. "What do you think now?" I said seductively. His response? "Now I'm sure I'm gay." FML

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Quickshot

By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

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Vicious

By Anonymous - 29/06/2020 08:08

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 5 years after finally realizing I'm a lesbian. He then outed me to my very religious and conservative family. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML

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Leeono 26

Monday 16 March 2020 0:51

Why was you having sex in a closet?

Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15

Monday 16 March 2020 1:05

better than marrying him and finding out years down the road. still rough though.... sorry.

Comments

Amanda Howard 9

Monday 16 March 2020 0:12

so is he gay or bi/pan?

Leeono 26

Monday 16 March 2020 0:51

Why was you having sex in a closet?

Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15

Monday 16 March 2020 1:05

better than marrying him and finding out years down the road. still rough though.... sorry.

theangrygay 3

Monday 16 March 2020 1:21

Is he cute at least? 😂😂

RichardPencil 30

Monday 16 March 2020 1:21

You must be a terrible ****. I have no idea how bad a lay must be to make me want to quit and join the other team!

boogerjt 6

Saturday 21 March 2020 23:15

The worst I ever had was wonderful❗️

WistayShlaio82 13

Monday 16 March 2020 2:57

Well, at least you helped him find out who he truly is.

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