Getting on

By Anonymous - 01/05/2021 23:00

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Today, I realized that I’m old, and that it’s been too long since I had sex or even masturbated. How did I notice? Because I tried to, and I found out I couldn’t comfortably spread my legs that far anymore. FML
I agree, your life sucks 995
You deserved it 260

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xxlk4xx 6

I agree with others, get a hand held shower head with massage settings! also look up some yoga stretches, maybe for upper leg and hip area? my legs open just fine (🤣) but if I don't do some stretches daily then my lower back and hips get really tense and sore so doing stretches to open up that area really helps! just start slow! Wishing you all the best!

Get a handheld shower and an exercise bike. I'm disabled and overweight but not that far

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Get a handheld shower and an exercise bike. I'm disabled and overweight but not that far

bleachedraven 14

That has to be frustrating. rainbowdonnareed's answer is a good solution till you regain your flexibility.

xxlk4xx 6

I agree with others, get a hand held shower head with massage settings! also look up some yoga stretches, maybe for upper leg and hip area? my legs open just fine (🤣) but if I don't do some stretches daily then my lower back and hips get really tense and sore so doing stretches to open up that area really helps! just start slow! Wishing you all the best!