Love and Insulting: Sorry, but…

Sorry, but…

By Loveless - 29/10/2020 20:08

Today, my crush said that I was exceptionally ordinary. To my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 003

You deserved it 170

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Same thing different taste

By hatethatiloveyou - 10/02/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 942

You deserved it 14 798

So, are you in or are you out?

By The Fishing Pole - 15/06/2017 18:00

Today, I told my long time crush, "I love you," in an elaborate way. She replied, "What an interesting perspective." FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 765

You deserved it 792

Good enough

By SarahAnne - 13/08/2019 22:00

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I think I'm average looking. He told me that it was OK, unless he wakes up tomorrow with some standards, I'm good enough. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 801

You deserved it 442

By ug - 08/07/2009 20:51 - Canada

Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 742

You deserved it 4 549

Dadbods for ever

By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 14:30

Today, I was rejected by my crush at work, because I'm "too ripped." FML

I agree, your life sucks 838

You deserved it 359

You tried

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

I agree, your life sucks 949

You deserved it 109

By hcditfi5foygy - 23/07/2018 19:04

Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 499

You deserved it 286

Sorry hun

By UglyAintGotNoAlibi - 01/06/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, I told my crush how I felt. He said, “Sorry, I don’t feel the same way. But you’re an amazing girl, and you deserve a guy who will treat you like a queen.” I asked him, “Well, why can’t you be that guy then?” He pretended to have a coughing fit and “suddenly remembered” he had to be somewhere and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 166

You deserved it 1 132

It's not unusual

By Anonymous - 10/11/2020 20:02

Today, I complimented my crush. No, I didn't call her beautiful or sexy, though those definitely apply. No, instead, I called her scrumptious. I can't even begin to explain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 771

You deserved it 296

By Random - 04/04/2017 07:00 - Canada - Langley

Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 045

You deserved it 386

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 29 October 2020 21:19

In these crazy times, ordinary can be high praise. Also, he noticed you!

demix_fml 32

Thursday 29 October 2020 23:46

It’s a line that Luna says from HP.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 29 October 2020 21:19

In these crazy times, ordinary can be high praise. Also, he noticed you!

genuinegoodguy 9

Thursday 29 October 2020 23:32

Find a better person to have a crush on.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 29 October 2020 23:41

Or maybe a worse person? She'd improve her odds by lowering her standards, not raising them.

kfchicken 31

Sunday 1 November 2020 10:45

let's stick with someone who better for her. lowering standards is not a good thing. find people who vibes with you, don't go for worse humans.

demix_fml 32

Thursday 29 October 2020 23:46

It’s a line that Luna says from HP.

OrySoma 11

Friday 30 October 2020 1:45

I mean atleast you're exceptional at something in their eyes?

Gigi Hill 6

Friday 30 October 2020 3:17

Did he mean extraordinary?

bobsanction 18

Friday 30 October 2020 19:22

At least you're exceptional at something.

diraven 15

Saturday 31 October 2020 16:40

Tell him to check out your butt

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Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow, and is now crying because he thinks that I stole his tooth so that the tooth fairy would bring me a toy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 143

You deserved it 7 104

Today, after nearly a week of having laryngitis, I was finally able to talk a little again. Then I yelled at my son for leaving his shit all over the living room, strained my throat, and can barely even whisper now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 119

You deserved it 748

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Today, it was my first day of work, and I was wondering why everyone was staring and laughing at me. I looked down and I realized that the fly on my jeans was open. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 943

You deserved it 484

Today, after years of doctors appointments, scans, behavioural assessments, educational assessments, and thousands of pounds in medical costs, we’ve had to accept that our son doesn’t have a learning disability, psychological problems, autism, or ADHD, he just has the personality of an arsehole. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 263

You deserved it 319

Today, while I was walking home alone, a homeless man approached me and took me by the hand. Apparently, he's been watching me for weeks and has fallen madly in love with me. He told me not to worry, though, he's "not a rapist." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 267

You deserved it 2 460

Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me, but the only one I own has grey skulls printed on it. Yes, she took it anyway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 619

You deserved it 63

Today, I was called a "Potato" for at least the 30th time by people online for living in Idaho. I've lived here my whole life, I have yet to see a potato farm. None of these people has even left the East Coast. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 537

You deserved it 2 231

Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 748

You deserved it 4 374

Sorry, but…

Same thing different taste

So, are you in or are you out?

Good enough

Dadbods for ever

You tried

Sorry hun

It's not unusual

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