By Noname - /
Tuesday 24 February 2009 05:05 /
United States
mmmrabies
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Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit. -
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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka" noise. He confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML
By Anonymous - /
Sunday 4 October 2009 01:03 /
United States
Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball. FML
By Anonymous - /
Wednesday 5 August 2009 17:10 /
United States
