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By  ScaryyMary  |  14

When OP wouldn't let "Alejandro" "Poke-her-Face", he decided it wasn't worth the "Bad Romance" and dumped her over the "Telephone" saying he didn't want to play these "Love Games" anymore. "Alejandro" proceeded to dump OP for a girl who was more "Beautiful, Dirty, Rich" who said "I Like it Rough". Now, OP will cry, heartbroken in her room as "Alejandro" and his new girl "Just Dance" the night away at a club.

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  xBangOut  |  4

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  Stefany713  |  0

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  MrSassypants  |  31

OP: so what did you want to tell me? Boyfriend: I want to break up with you. I wanna just dance, it'll be okay. it's just that we are in a bad romance. i don't want you to be sad I want you to have a straight face like a poker face pa pa poker face. don't stalk me and follow me until I love you papa papa paparazzi!

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stop callin stop callin I don't wanna talk anymore, caught in a bad romance, I'm not your babe, and after all the boys and the girls that we've been through, don't wanna kiss don't wanna touch! .......^ was it like that, OP? :)

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how would you know he's a homo for knowing her lyrics if you don't know them yourself? for all you know, she could sing about fuckin' bitches and gettin' money. protip: she's the most popular artist in the world right now; people of all orientations know her music.

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  Krajjan  |  9

Since I don't actually know any Lady GaGa songs or lyrics, a point of masculine pride, I'll just say FYL. P.S. 24: The 'make pouty/kissy lips in every picture' thing has never been cool. Please help end the plague of whorish pufferfish that has permeated the net.

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  FFML_314  |  11

Exactly what I was going to say. I'm assuming that's not her because she was caught with Lexa's picture. Umhayy, I wouldn't feed the creepers. Generally guys that say "fuck me" on a website, are pathetic. Sometimes its a joke but, be careful because they could be anybody. OP-Be thankful you're out of that relationship, by him doing that, it shows you a lot about his character. Go find yourself a nice guy that doesn't know the lyrics to Lady GaGa.

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  FFML_314  |  11

Yes, aardvark. They could be anybody but, they're obviously SOMEbody lol. Unless of course they're not. Ah damn, I'm not good at thinking like that. It makes me anxious lol!

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  LexaDear  |  0

Raleigh told me he's seen that picture before. I don't believe it is, nor do I REALLY believe her sister stole my pic. To google I go and I'll tell you of my findings ;)

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  LexaDear  |  0

I remembered Raleighs message wrong. he didn't say that. But I still doubt it since she said thanks to all the compliments on her picture even though it was my picture. and OP-I wouldn't be upset. Lady gagas cool

By  JulzKay  |  0

Well don't worry about it, he broke it off with you because he's most likely discovered he's gay anyways. I mean, I don't know any heterosexual males who know Lady GaGa's songs, yet alone the lyrics to such. =P

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