FML : Today, I think I've finally gotten past the food poisoning that caused me to puke so violently that I pulled muscles in my abdomen and chest. Unfortunately,...

Today, I think I've finally gotten past the food poisoning that caused me to puke so violently that I pulled muscles in my abdomen and chest. Unfortunately, some of that vomit hung around long enough to give me a sinus infection. FML

I agree, your life sucks

Phew, glad it wasn't me

By why?? / Tuesday 24 May 2016 13:29 / United States

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By Enkeria | 30

#6614161 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 2:34

That sounds painful! I'm sorry this happened to you! Feel better soon!

By totallynotemily | 25

#6614141 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 2:10

Get well soon OP!

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By totallynotemily | 25

#6614141 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 2:10

Get well soon OP!

By Enkeria | 30

#6614161 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 2:34

That sounds painful! I'm sorry this happened to you! Feel better soon!

By thatweirdasian | 22

#6614163 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 2:35

Eeeeeekkk!!! FYL indeed! Get well soon!!!

By wow2mylife | 25

#6614164 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 2:36

eek that super painful

By ssnow_fml | 20

#6614166 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 2:37

Sounds like a fun day.

By wasliedtoasakid | 22

#6614178 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 2:56

Your body must hate you... Sorry, OP. Get well soon!

By clemagh | 7

#6614179 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 2:58

Do you have a job? If so how many days have you missesd? Get well soon OP!

By Mathalamus | 23

#6614181 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 3:03

that sounds incredibly painful. i "only" have a sinus toothache. a bad one.

i like to suffer, so, wanna trade illnesses? :P

By saifnaqvi11 | 21

#6614246 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 4:51

I actually have a sinus infection right now what a coincidence it actually sucks especially the yellow shit that comes out your nose.

By princesskammm | 20

#6614265 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 5:27

If it's not one thing, it's another. Sorry to hear it, OP!

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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