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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Nessimonster's favorite FMLs

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By batgirl / Thursday 20 November 2008 12:55 / France

Today, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By kaitlin / Friday 19 February 2010 06:30 / Australia

Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar and sings very well, has dark hair, and wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet for a moment before she looks at me and says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By kikinemo - / Saturday 16 January 2010 21:05 / United States

Today, I thought I'd be safe by looking before crossing a one way street unlike I normally do. Too bad I looked the wrong way and didn't see the car that hit me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Lackadaisical - / Friday 15 January 2010 00:01 / United States

Today, an old lady on the street told me that I should be wearing a bra because my nipples were visible under my white tee. I am a 37-year-old man. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Mondo - / Friday 20 November 2009 00:41 / United States

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The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

Mobility

I agree, my mouse works.

Consolation prize

A new thumb

One more and it's business time