Agony

By Ouch - 22/12/2021 22:59 - Netherlands

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Today, I had sex with a guy I really liked. His testicle spontaneous turned inside his sack and he blacked out from the pain. He peed my bed, and I had to rush him to the ER so they could turn it back. Had to explain to his family and doctors what happened. It was my first time meeting them. FML
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Holy hell does that ever sound painful. As crappy as it was for you, it definitely was a worse FML for him. I’ve had cysts rupture during sex that have put me in the hospital and, speaking from his point of view, I’m sure he was glad that you were responsible and got him medical attention and dealt with his family. I know I would be.

What did you do? Seriously, what The Fuck did you do?

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Holy hell does that ever sound painful. As crappy as it was for you, it definitely was a worse FML for him. I’ve had cysts rupture during sex that have put me in the hospital and, speaking from his point of view, I’m sure he was glad that you were responsible and got him medical attention and dealt with his family. I know I would be.

What did you do? Seriously, what The Fuck did you do?

good story to tell your grandkids?

I would have loved to hear how graphic the explanation was...