AnRom
United States
Today, I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider with my mind. FML
skaterpunk18
Dog fart
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
It's a gas gas gas
Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML
whatheffers
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML