By lauren - 08/07/2010 04:51 - United States

Today, I discovered that my cleaning lady steals valuables from me, and covered it up by saying that "the vacuum must've eaten it." FML
I agree, your life sucks 439
You deserved it 39

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One of the reasons I never let anybody clean my room, not even my boys. In fact...not even I clean my own room!

I hope you plan on pressing charges and getting her fired...fyl


hahhahahaha um maybe the vacum did eat it

Have her ass arrested. Seriously. Nothing is worse than a thief and a liar.

emmanizzer 6

maybe you should just clean your own house....

#12.. yes we do clean. That was a stupid lie, you can always check the bag of the vacuum... well if it was recent.

why wouldn't they clean not like there from some other universe or somthing

LexaDear 0

'oh yeah it ate it. then it spit it out in my pocket. I didn't steal it! why would you accuse me of that?!'

lookin good 19. oh wait... u don't have a pic

Press charges OP. Make her pay it off in sweat and tears. Spill maple syrup all over the place and get the bitch to clean it. Like the guy above said, nothing is worse than a liar and a thief. Maybe get the police to investigate the legitimacy of her citizenship in the US as well.

maybe the vacuum should eat her employment contract and get rid of her dude and if u got proof call the cops

F is for friends who do stuff together U is for you and me N is for anywere anytime at all. Down here in the deep blue sea. ENJOY^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Tell me one reason why you need a cleaning lady. Stop being so ******* lazy and clean up after yourself. I can afford having a cleaner but would never do it. I believe in cleaning up after myself. She should be prosecuted for what she did but you deserve it for your laziness.

I understand having a part time cleaning lady. with today's economy it helps to have 2 incomes to make it so the man and woman both work and the last thing hard working people want to do is clean when you get home

Agreed with #42. Why waste time on cleaning when you can get someone to do that for you? (who's probably better at it than you are) You can use the time you save to study for a promotion, or to spend with your children. That's not lazy, that's time efficient.

bubbarific 0

in Soviet Russia, lady clean you!

laurapea33 0

yeah 23, if only we could all have pics as good as yours!!

thatguy626 0

our cleaning lady did that too but she told my parents I was stealing it

42. Both my wife and myself work very hard. Like I said before we can afford to have a full time cleaner but choose not to. We decided long time ago that we clean up ourselves and not take the lazy way out. Anyways just like what happened to Op shows that you cannot trust anyone.

sugarr0babby0 0
_sam_urai_ 2

I totally disagree with 42. If the economy is so bad that both people need to work, then they cannot afford to hire a cleaning person. It totally makes sense to go out and get two jobs and then hire someone else to clean up after your mess because you and your partner are so 'economically challenged'.

42- No one's even mentioning the people who WORK CLEANING HOUSES. For some people this IS THEIR JOB, and if no one was too lazy to clean their own house then they're out of work. When I was a kid, one of the 5 jobs my mom worked to put food on our table was cleaning houses. I am GRATEFUL to the people who are too lazy to clean their own house, otherwise I would not have had a roof over my head or clothes on my back. Look, some people have money, some people don't. If you're making a 6-figure income, it's not lazy of you not to clean your own house: it's inconsiderate of the people who could make a living cleaning your house to just do it yourself. YES, these are tough economic times, and the people hit WORST are the people who DON'T have steady jobs that pay enough money to hire a cleaning lady! Such as, THE CLEANING LADY! Now, the cleaning lady stealing is just wrong and paints people like my mother (who has since used her house-cleaning money to put herself through school and become a secretary in a union) in a bad light. Not all cleaning ladies are like this, and she should be arrested for stealing!

Or you know, Maybe shes ******* busy with other stuff and doesn't have time for it? Jesus christ not everyone who has a cleaner is a spoiled rotten girl in her 20's.

kikibrowm 7

No we don't. We have Mexicans to do that for us.

umm........ probably because most working class people cant afford it.

I hope you plan on pressing charges and getting her fired...fyl

jakymoon 0

are u a dumb ass maybe ur fatt ass better go protect you're Chacolate Helicopter before the "vacome" eats it up

I am not saying you are stupid but, if you want to call someone dumb don't make yourself look like a jackass while doing so, it just makes you look stupid.

ily4life 0

your fault for having enough money to pay for a cleaning lady and no to replace the stuff she stole:P

Oh, absolutely. How dare she employ someone with less money than her! The absolute nerve of that woman. She should know not to pay someone to dust her shelves if she can't afford to replace those diamond earrings Nana brought with her through the holocaust. I hope she never goes out to a restaurant, either. Or uses a valet. I mean, the valet couldn't possibly be some college kid trying to save up money, could he? No, all valets are out to steal cars and if he does, it's her fault for having enough money to pay someone to drive it but not enough to replace it.

God bless you sir. (Not being sarcastic)

Rocketgirl89 17

That's what you get for hiring a woman who steals. Fire her now before she steals anything else.

VeryNice329 0

how about you clean your house yourself? like most people do. that way you only have lil ol' you to blame for missing valuables.

**** that. If you got the money why not hire people to do shit for you? The cleaning lady won't mind getting the money to feed her and her family.

your just jealous that you can't afford a cleaning lady. I can't afford one either but i don't hate this person for it

I agree with #10. Just clean your own house like a normal person.

One of the reasons I never let anybody clean my room, not even my boys. In fact...not even I clean my own room!

LexaDear 0

maybe next she'll steal your picture.