By Anonymous - 05/01/2014 19:44 - United Kingdom - Alfreton

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
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emirie 21

Cross it off so you don't have to look at it.

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emirie 21

Cross it off so you don't have to look at it.

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breakinlegs 19

Put a Seahawks sticker over it, I'll mail you one.

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Here we go with the Sports Teams arguments.

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perdix 29

#30, put on a Redskins sticker and you'll get so many Pity *****, your arm will never "heal."

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FangirlingAlways 14

Sucks for you OP! Atleast you didn't get a tattoo about her.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Talk about adding insult to injury...

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abhi95 31

This has got to be the most profound statement in the world.. LOL

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LeahLampi 11

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will cripple my unstable and heavily dependant level of self worth. Sorry to hear that OP! It gets better!

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HatemyLife32 15

That what big black permanent markers are for. I know write "lying bitch" over top of her words

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Gittoh 21

paint it over with some cool graffiti : )

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mpj13 8

Broken bones and heart? Sucks man.

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Vidrill 22

Don't worry OP, I will draw a hot chick over it for ya!

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Welshite 39

Yeah...those yellow feathers and that hot beak. Mhmm.

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Vidrill 22

I was thinking more like hot... like his next girlfriend will surely be when girls see my badass drawing!

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Dom_Olivares 12

You might need to cut off your arm..jk but you deserve better man!

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volkener12 1

I never really understood how some people can just flip the switch like that. Hang in there buddy, it'll get better.

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GhostChickens 17

Draw over her words. Draw a picture of yourself with a crown and a cape on for a quick self-esteem boost.

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