By braceface - 07/07/2010 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I worked up the courage at lunch to sit next to the girl I've been in love with for 3 years. Everything was going great. That is, until I sneezed and my retainer shot out my mouth, and landed in her lap. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 191
You deserved it 8 006

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Chances are buddy you don't /love/ her. You're young, it sucks, but it's okay :) There will be new girls, better girls and besides if this girl is soooo off put by this retainer thing. She isn't right for you.

wtf kind of sneeze is that? and if you wouldve covered your mouth, your retainer wouldve stayed in place.

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eww that's gross and embarrasing

how did she react?

Are you like in the sixth grade?

I agree with #7, you can't "love" someone until you get to know them.

ydi fr ACTUALLY wearing your retainer. and it was a lunch? aren't you suppose to take it out then!? ._. at least that's what my ortho said.. and also ydi for being in "love"

she is a very lucky woman

lol! no big deal. at least you didn't sneeze ON them. I would have thought that was more gross.

that's what u get for putting pussy on a pedestal

ummm. why didn't you cover yourself when you sneezed?

17: coming from you? 21: put those away lol

well, at least part of your mouth got to be between her legs, even if it was only one time :/

ikr people confuse having feelings woth love like everyone does that and i fucking hate that

you can't be in love with her you could REALLY like her but not love... ew retainers... those things are nasty my brother has one

oh well if she rlly loved u back she wouldn't care 

wouldn't she think your a creep cuz you never talked to her AND she doesn't even know you? anyways retainers, THEY SUCK!

lmao oh man it's ok I hate my retainers too they make you dribble all over the place not fun

it's impossible for you to be eating with a retainer, and also they are perfict fit and pretty much unable to fly out of your mouth cause they are fitted not only infront but behind your teeth as well. this is a lie, I can't stand it when ppl make up stuff in fml

If you're going to sneeze, cover your mouth. Problem solved.

it might be gross and embarrassing but it's hilarious at the same time. what a great ice breaker, you should have just laughed it off. I would have :L

shouldn't you sneeze away from her? bad enough you didn't cover your face, but also sneezed towards her. YDI.

you could have a crush on this girl, but how can you be in love with you if you don't really know her. you just worked up the courage to sit next to her at lunch. this isn't love.

YDI for eating with a retainer. And sneezing towards her. Cover your mouth maybe too..?

why the hell does shit like this alwas happen to the OP at the very moment they decide to do something like sit or talk to the person they think they love? sounds a little fishy to me.

at least the retainer didn't fly into her mouth.

#50 is mad pretty [;

wow... stop hating on him. ur the one that looks like chewbacca...

shutup I know somobody in college that's has braces and I'm a junior in high school and I need a retainer I could probably get it fixed right now but I'm not because my teeth need to grow in natrually there's nothing you can do about teeth growing bad if it's runs in your family like mine

FUCK YOUR LIFE

hey you still have a shot to get her so go out there tiger or little school kid 

I agree with 78 it's fake 1 you don't eat with a retainer in 2 you don't sneeze at the chick your in "love" with 3 your not in love with someone for 3 years and you've never even sat beside them 4 retainers cannot fly out of your mouth they are fitted tight so they can hold your teeth in place and some youn even tighten everyday. even if it was loose you don't sneeze with your mouth wide open which would be necesary for the retainer to fly out.

21 - dammmm u hot so many hot peeple on fml WTF

wait u love her for 3 years, and you never even talked to her? can I slap you?

maybe if you covered your fucking mouth that wouldn't have happened!!!

hey, you are very beutiful, what's your secret? ;)

maybe try not sneezing AT her? hahah

yeah you got that right lol

Today, this creep i've never met before sits next to me and sneezes his retainer onto my lap. FML

cover you mouth, dumbass

woah woah woah. hold up, how can you be in love with her for 3 years if u werent even bf and gf. calm down and get to know the person first. jeeeez weirdo

holy fucking titties!!!!! can we tittyfuck please??

Get a fucking grip mate how can you "love" someone if you haven't even sat next to her before.

thats nasty. did you apologize for it

stfu 6 somepeoples parents don't care about their kids or can't afire it!!!!

errr cover your mouth??

oookay... it's not THAT bad. at least not to me. better luck next time

I agree. More embarrassing things have happened in front of girls.

Chances are buddy you don't /love/ her. You're young, it sucks, but it's okay :) There will be new girls, better girls and besides if this girl is soooo off put by this retainer thing. She isn't right for you.

That's even sexier than the girl dropping her handkerchief.

If you loved her, y'all would have sat together by now...

well it's ok I guess u could of puked

Little boys, quit being scared of pussy. It dousnt bite, it isn't sacred, and if one isn't available to you, then look to the next nearest. It probably will be. Be a pussy master, not pussy whipped.

wtf kind of sneeze is that? and if you wouldve covered your mouth, your retainer wouldve stayed in place.

Uh, cover your mouth. Where are your manners? Did you just think it was ok...to sneeze in her face?

You've been in love with a girl for 3 years and only just now decided to do something about it?