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Chances are buddy you don't /love/ her. You're young, it sucks, but it's okay :) There will be new girls, better girls and besides if this girl is soooo off put by this retainer thing. She isn't right for you.

wtf kind of sneeze is that? and if you wouldve covered your mouth, your retainer wouldve stayed in place.

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ydi fr ACTUALLY wearing your retainer. and it was a lunch? aren't you suppose to take it out then!? ._. at least that's what my ortho said.. and also ydi for being in "love"

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ikr people confuse having feelings woth love like everyone does that and i fucking hate that

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you can't be in love with her you could REALLY like her but not love... ew retainers... those things are nasty my brother has one

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wouldn't she think your a creep cuz you never talked to her AND she doesn't even know you? anyways retainers, THEY SUCK!

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it's impossible for you to be eating with a retainer, and also they are perfict fit and pretty much unable to fly out of your mouth cause they are fitted not only infront but behind your teeth as well. this is a lie, I can't stand it when ppl make up stuff in fml

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it might be gross and embarrassing but it's hilarious at the same time. what a great ice breaker, you should have just laughed it off. I would have :L

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shouldn't you sneeze away from her? bad enough you didn't cover your face, but also sneezed towards her. YDI.

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you could have a crush on this girl, but how can you be in love with you if you don't really know her. you just worked up the courage to sit next to her at lunch. this isn't love.

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why the hell does shit like this alwas happen to the OP at the very moment they decide to do something like sit or talk to the person they think they love? sounds a little fishy to me.

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shutup I know somobody in college that's has braces and I'm a junior in high school and I need a retainer I could probably get it fixed right now but I'm not because my teeth need to grow in natrually there's nothing you can do about teeth growing bad if it's runs in your family like mine

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I agree with 78 it's fake 1 you don't eat with a retainer in 2 you don't sneeze at the chick your in "love" with 3 your not in love with someone for 3 years and you've never even sat beside them 4 retainers cannot fly out of your mouth they are fitted tight so they can hold your teeth in place and some youn even tighten everyday. even if it was loose you don't sneeze with your mouth wide open which would be necesary for the retainer to fly out.

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Today, this creep i've never met before sits next to me and sneezes his retainer onto my lap. FML

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woah woah woah. hold up, how can you be in love with her for 3 years if u werent even bf and gf. calm down and get to know the person first. jeeeez weirdo

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hey u look cute email me lol [email protected]

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Get a fucking grip mate how can you "love" someone if you haven't even sat next to her before.

Chances are buddy you don't /love/ her. You're young, it sucks, but it's okay :) There will be new girls, better girls and besides if this girl is soooo off put by this retainer thing. She isn't right for you.

Little boys, quit being scared of pussy. It dousnt bite, it isn't sacred, and if one isn't available to you, then look to the next nearest. It probably will be. Be a pussy master, not pussy whipped.

wtf kind of sneeze is that? and if you wouldve covered your mouth, your retainer wouldve stayed in place.

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