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Sometimes I am sad that evolution seems to skip some people. On the bright side OP, you can now strenghten the bond between you and your vibrator.

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Ah, you're right. I think you were talking to 1, but even I just zoomed past the sentence where she said he dumped her. Derp. xD

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By stating his age you've implied he's being childish, just making it even clearer that you don't understand the bond between him and his goose. YDI!

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As weird as it is for a 36 year old male to be that attached to a stuffed animal, it's still important for a significant other to be understanding and accepting of the things that are important to him. Although dumping someone over a stuffed animal is a bit extreme. Either he was looking for any excuse to get out of the relationship (and wasn't man enough to just say it wasn't working), or there's some psychological issues to be worried about. Either way OP is probably better off. She can find

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I know right? If he's willing to dump you over that I'd say he's a bit of a loon...

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Op should have just played "duck, duck, goose" but seriously, fyl op for having to be with someone that immature, his loss, not yours!

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I'd dump someone if they didn't like my stuffed goose too! Don't you know what trials and tribulations men go through to get the Grand Mof to give us one? We're talking years of dedication, pain, and tears! Don't EVER put down the goose... Or put the goose down, down... Wtf was I saying?

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#33, #66, Chuck Testa is a taxidermist who boasts that he makes the most lifelike stuffed animals. If there was ever an FML that warranted a Chuck Testa reference, this is it!

Sometimes I am sad that evolution seems to skip some people. On the bright side OP, you can now strenghten the bond between you and your vibrator.

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Evolution isn't going from being attached to a stuffed goose to not being attached to a stuffed goose. He clearly just has some mental issues.

You're better off breaking up now before you find the room where he keeps his stuffed wives and hookers.

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....wait. The Chuck Testa comment got thumbed down, but this one is okay? :P I don't understand fmlers' logic.

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#62, sometimes it smells like Irish Spring, and other times, not nearly as nice (especially when I run low on cotton balls). I'm not sure why you wanted to know, butt there it is.

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Exactly! Never get between a man and what he holds dear, like me, if someone gets between me and my fridge, they're losing an arm, if that fridge has bacon, they die

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Again like the repliers to 10.. Don't comment if you're too stupid to get the joke! Having 6 people posting "durr I dun get it" is what makes it lack comedy. Although I Do find it funny that every derp is from the U.S.

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Yea every single person from the United States is really stupid, completely 100% accurate generalization! great job!

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