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Show it anywayShe can't dump him after he has already dumped her...
AFLACK!!! :D
Oh sorry 15.. Should have made it a little clearer.
By stating his age you've implied he's being childish, just making it even clearer that you don't understand the bond between him and his goose. YDI!
87-WTF does Jeremy Lin have to do with the FML or comments u commented on?
that's a reason to dump someone ?
As weird as it is for a 36 year old male to be that attached to a stuffed animal, it's still important for a significant other to be understanding and accepting of the things that are important to him. Although dumping someone over a stuffed animal is a bit extreme. Either he was looking for any excuse to get out of the relationship (and wasn't man enough to just say it wasn't working), or there's some psychological issues to be worried about. Either way OP is probably better off. She can find a man more suited to her.
I know right? If he's willing to dump you over that I'd say he's a bit of a loon...
65 - Pun intended?
the reason he dumped her is because she wouldn't "play" goose for him.
Are you sure he's 36 and not 6?
I'd dump someone if they didn't like my stuffed goose too! Don't you know what trials and tribulations men go through to get the Grand Mof to give us one? We're talking years of dedication, pain, and tears! Don't EVER put down the goose... Or put the goose down, down... Wtf was I saying?
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Show it anywaySmh..... I see you along the same lines as Op's ex. Except yours will be a stuffed bear.
Then I'd search "nope, Chuck Testa"
Jokes*
I dont understand how Chuck Testa is even remotely funny :|
Best EVAR.
Is it that hard to spell ever?
115 - Grammar, bitch. :3
Lol
Sometimes I am sad that evolution seems to skip some people. On the bright side OP, you can now strenghten the bond between you and your vibrator.
Evolution isn't going from being attached to a stuffed goose to not being attached to a stuffed goose. He clearly just has some mental issues.
im guessing the bond is they're on the same intellectual level?
Respect the goose man respect the goose
You're better off breaking up now before you find the room where he keeps his stuffed wives and hookers.
....wait. The Chuck Testa comment got thumbed down, but this one is okay? :P I don't understand fmlers' logic.
Me neither. I'm probably getting thumbed down just for saying this.
If you don't understand, why must you post your lack of intellect? Is your comment count that low to require deep responses to good FMLers like perdix? Oh and perdix; you forgot the stuffed high school crush;)
57 How's perdix's ass smell?
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Show it anyway#90 go back to watching cartoons..
If anyone tries to get between me and my stuffed teddy bear. I'll stab them.
Exactly! Never get between a man and what he holds dear, like me, if someone gets between me and my fridge, they're losing an arm, if that fridge has bacon, they die
You should have imagined yourself in the others persons goose... He...he
Put yourself in the others persons shoes..
Imagine the shoe on another foot.. Walk a mile .., etc.. But goose
No shit didn't know that one
Again like the repliers to 10.. Don't comment if you're too stupid to get the joke! Having 6 people posting "durr I dun get it" is what makes it lack comedy. Although I Do find it funny that every derp is from the U.S.
Yea every single person from the United States is really stupid, completely 100% accurate generalization! great job!
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that's a reason to dump someone ?
Sometimes I am sad that evolution seems to skip some people. On the bright side OP, you can now strenghten the bond between you and your vibrator.