FML : Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist...

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Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

rockyrocket Say more :

hey guys, I didn't have room to write this in my post, but I was visiting another town 60 minutes away from mine, so I couldn't just go home and wait, and the office was closed that day so I couldn't wait there bebcause no one would be there until the orthodontist arrived. So I was pretty much out of luck :p

By rockyrocket - / Tuesday 26 April 2011 19:19 / Canada

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By Goldenchest | 14

#2412327 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:08

dental crossbow..?

By HeavyMetalViking | 0

#2413705 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 03:23

Not as badass as my dental catapult.

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By Goldenchest | 14

#2412327 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:08

dental crossbow..?

Lunaa94 | 6

#2412382 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:12

Google..?

takeapieandrun | 9

#2412410 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:14

A crossbow dentists use to remove teeth. Fairly effective.

whitesox365 | 0

#2412594 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:30

im lucky i had braces and rubberbands but spacers expanders, they all suck. good luck, op. i hope you dont have them on long...

overthelimit | 3

#2412680 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:39

this happened to me in middle school. it sucks pretty bad.

facilitator | 0

#2413382 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 02:01

dude she has a crossbow in her mouth, how can that suck. is there a button in her mouth you have to press with your toung or something? and if the spring broke then why didn't you get a bolt through the lip?

danab_fml | 0

#2413565 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 02:29

wrong use of the word psychopath. But I see your point. fyl.

HeavyMetalViking | 0

#2413705 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 03:23

Not as badass as my dental catapult.

This2Rudy | 7

#2413787 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 04:01

52 that made me laugh out loud, epic win

C6Racer | 0

#2413890 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 04:26

Sounds more suited to GOW

Idonebeenhad | 17

#2414139 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 05:01

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

MissBunny25 | 0

#2414292 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 05:27

60&59, I officially love you both. *presses metaphorical like button*

every1luvsvag | 10

#2414405 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 05:44

Dental crossbow sounds a little more Fable. Or, dare I say it, Duke Nukem?!

C6Racer | 0

#2414585 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 06:19

Woo! This calls for a mac and cheese party?

MissBunny25 | 0

#2414620 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 06:28

definitely, bro. I am down with that, bro.

Dmars444 | 4

#2414947 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 07:48

om nom nom!! XD

bubblesandbeatle | 0

#2415021 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 08:12

Home made or KD?

C6Racer | 0

#2415911 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 09:23

It'll be the MissBunny Special.

docscientist | 9

#2415913 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 09:23

Totally fucking homemade.

EvenSeeker | 0

#2421844 - Thursday 28 April 2011 05:58

Yea wht is that

deerescu | 1

#2428607 - Friday 29 April 2011 09:27

Alysin | 14

#2764895 - Sunday 26 June 2011 09:47

41 I can't tell if your trolling or just stupid

xXCherrryBombXx | 6

#4639101 - Sunday 1 July 2012 10:12

actually I have a crossbow too. it isn't for removing teeth, in this case. mine is to move my jaw forward to eliminate my overbite. sucks op

BauerMegan | 31

#5518025 - Sunday 2 June 2013 10:16

Not at all! I died laughing

Punkyxoxo | 14

#5630683 - Friday 16 August 2013 09:34

Sorry this to funny now people looking at me funny as I struggle for breath

Baller_Bob | 17

#5891396 - Friday 21 March 2014 03:19

That is funnier than the post itself

By callofduty4life | 0

#2412334 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:09

Oral, anyone?

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml | 12

#2412467 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:21

Your picture makes it funnier XD

MissEmma_fml | 22

#2413173 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 01:32

And the number of comments he's made, 69 :D

WannaBeActor1018 | 11

#2414092 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 04:56

open wide ! ;)

randomthingstv | 5

#2414487 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 05:56

nice avenged sevenfold nightmare album cover xD

ChickenInMyKitch | 4

#2414583 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 06:19

HA I was thinking the same thing #2

largefoofighter | 0

#2414915 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 07:41

there's nothing nice about a7x. Bullet all the way baby!!!!

By Lunaa94 | 6

#2412348 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:10

How many flies did you swallow?

ubetrwatchBN | 5

#2414678 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 06:44

Yeah, on the bright side, at least OP doesn't drive a motorcycle.

By kaileigh10 | 2

#2412363 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:10

I wish I was there to see that. Too funny!!!

Punkyxoxo | 14

#5630685 - Friday 16 August 2013 09:36

LAUGHING SO HARD LMAOO

By brookeec | 0

#2412366 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:11

I bet people looked at you funny. LOL funny mental picture...

MrSassypants | 31

#2412683 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:39

Speaking of pictures I wonder if people took pictures of it. That would be funny. Not to OP but to everyone else.

sterlingarcher | 1

#2413159 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 01:31

lol haja 6 I got a mental picture too.. that would be hilarious to see in person

Marianette | 0

#2413778 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 03:56

want an illustrates FML

justmyluck1212 | 0

#2414344 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 05:34

that's exactly what I'm sayin, it's a hilarious visual

ubetrwatchBN | 5

#2414684 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 06:46

The mental picture I got from this fml was of that omg kitty.

whoremoness | 0

#2422858 - Thursday 28 April 2011 01:35

lmao. I was thinking the same thing. my boyfriend said I was retarded.

By WeooBeans | 14

#2412383 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:12

Ouch! I probably would have gone home.

By mozeltov | 7

#2412405 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:14

any guy would have loved to have had you in those two hours

Phase | 0

#2413054 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 01:21

FYL if you have to force girls mouths open for oral.

monkeebalz | 0

#2413755 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 03:48

i only need 30 seconds

jbsington | 8

#2414034 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 04:48

best thirty seconds of your life?

every1luvsvag | 10

#2414423 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 05:47

She could be my wife.

By xXgUeSsWhAtXx | 9

#2412430 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:16

lmao i seriously laughed out loud at the mental image this gave me=D haha now my dads looking at me like IM the phychopath =)

Grimmerie | 31

#2412729 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:43

*psychopath you're almost as bad as the people who say "physco".

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml | 12

#2413508 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 02:18

Cause those people are soooo terrible... -_-

magentaballoon15 | 8

#2811540 - Sunday 3 July 2011 07:54

physco, like fisco?

By sailorzoe | 14

#2412517 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:24

They were probably expecting you to yawn or scream.

By pulse18 | 2

#2412534 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:26

how many psychopaths walk around with their mouth open?

Karamelo_fml | 11

#2412857 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:59

I do that all the time.

Xythenol | 6

#2413048 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 01:20

None.

mk58 | 31

#2413064 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 01:22

Don't tell me you haven't seen any! where have you been, locked up in the bathroom?!

robc32ca | 4

#2416432 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:17

in Canada? 3

RinzlerTLS | 2

#2456191 - Wednesday 4 May 2011 07:18

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