Today, I woke 2 hours before my alarm was supposed to go off, feeling incredibly sick. I then ran downstairs and had diarrhea while I threw up. I spent Valentine's Day having diarrhea every time I coughed or sneezed. FML
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allmidnighteyes
| 10
I got the magic in me. Every time I sneeze, I shit violently. Magic, magic, magiiic. Magic, magic, magiiic.
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marmlr339
| 14
fuck up ^^
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BWill9014
| 4
I lol'd
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ilovesexywomen
| 0
ahaha (x clever.
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pingpongz
| 1
lolololol
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newjerseyguy
| 0
lol
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tattortotamus
| 0
haha awesome,
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TheEpicPies
| 15
Ahahah!
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Alleged_Cranium
| 7
Now that's love!
quitcher wenging
quitcher wenging
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sunnysurfchick
| 0
sorry, that is FML hopefully you feel better soon.
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Mirorbo
| 26
Darling, if it was coming from both ends, it was probably food poisoning.
Don't quote me on that though, I'm just speaking from experience.
Don't quote me on that though, I'm just speaking from experience.
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Tyrone78G
| 3
you should have tried a cough/fart...
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stevenmx86
| 7
FYL for the diarrhea but I'm kind of hesitant to feel bad for you missing a fake holiday...
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Jimboom
| 11
Nahh. I don't believe you. You're full of shit.
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kibbleskid911
| 0
^ win
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RavenRacing
| 3
so would you say you had a shitty day? X-D
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MzKylz
| 0
as the old saying goes.. "never trust a fart"
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SulfurPlague
| 0
Never trust a fart, and never pass a bathroom xD
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Jonah171
| 12
Hahaha! ;D
Don't quote me on that though, I'm just speaking from experience.