FML : Today, I woke 2 hours before my alarm was supposed to go off, feeling incredibly sick. I then ran downstairs and had diarrhea while I threw up. I spent...

Today, I woke 2 hours before my alarm was supposed to go off, feeling incredibly sick. I then ran downstairs and had diarrhea while I threw up. I spent Valentine's Day having diarrhea every time I coughed or sneezed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 15 February 2012 05:09 / United States

Valentine's slay

Broken

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By allmidnighteyes | 10

#2085297 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 12:12

I got the magic in me. Every time I sneeze, I shit violently. Magic, magic, magiiic. Magic, magic, magiiic.

By Mirorbo | 26

#2085336 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 12:21

Darling, if it was coming from both ends, it was probably food poisoning.

Don't quote me on that though, I'm just speaking from experience.

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By allmidnighteyes | 10

#2085297 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 12:12

I got the magic in me. Every time I sneeze, I shit violently. Magic, magic, magiiic. Magic, magic, magiiic.

marmlr339 | 14

#2085522 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 13:39

fuck up ^^

BWill9014 | 4

#2085690 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 14:53

I lol'd

ilovesexywomen | 0

#2085829 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 15:53

ahaha (x clever.

pingpongz | 1

#2085939 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:21

lolololol

newjerseyguy | 0

#2086483 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 21:19

lol

tattortotamus | 0

#2089756 - Wednesday 16 February 2011 16:42

haha awesome,

TheEpicPies | 15

#4522021 - Monday 4 June 2012 18:52

Ahahah!

By Alleged_Cranium | 7

#2085299 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 12:12

Now that's love!

quitcher wenging

By sunnysurfchick | 0

#2085320 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 12:17

sorry, that is FML hopefully you feel better soon.

By Mirorbo | 26

#2085336 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 12:21

Darling, if it was coming from both ends, it was probably food poisoning.

Don't quote me on that though, I'm just speaking from experience.

By Tyrone78G | 3

#2085369 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 12:26

you should have tried a cough/fart...

By stevenmx86 | 7

#2085411 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 12:44

FYL for the diarrhea but I'm kind of hesitant to feel bad for you missing a fake holiday...

By Jimboom | 11

#2085415 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 12:45

Nahh. I don't believe you. You're full of shit.

kibbleskid911 | 0

#2086512 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 21:27

^ win

By RavenRacing | 3

#2085435 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 12:57

so would you say you had a shitty day? X-D

By MzKylz | 0

#2085487 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 13:17

as the old saying goes.. "never trust a fart"

SulfurPlague | 0

#2088316 - Wednesday 16 February 2011 7:06

Never trust a fart, and never pass a bathroom xD

By Jonah171 | 12

#2085507 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 13:25

Hahaha! ;D

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