By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 05:09 - United States

Today, I woke 2 hours before my alarm was supposed to go off, feeling incredibly sick. I then ran downstairs and had diarrhea while I threw up. I spent Valentine's Day having diarrhea every time I coughed or sneezed. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10
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I got the magic in me. Every time I sneeze, I shit violently. Magic, magic, magiiic. Magic, magic, magiiic.

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Mirorbo 26
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Darling, if it was coming from both ends, it was probably food poisoning. Don't quote me on that though, I'm just speaking from experience.

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allmidnighteyes 10
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I got the magic in me. Every time I sneeze, I shit violently. Magic, magic, magiiic. Magic, magic, magiiic.

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marmlr339 14
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fuck up ^^

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ilovesexywomen 0
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ahaha (x clever.

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tattortotamus 0
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haha awesome,

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Alleged_Cranium 7
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Now that's love! quitcher wenging

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sunnysurfchick 0
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sorry, that is FML hopefully you feel better soon.

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Mirorbo 26
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Darling, if it was coming from both ends, it was probably food poisoning. Don't quote me on that though, I'm just speaking from experience.

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Tyrone78G 3
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you should have tried a cough/fart...

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stevenmx86 7
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FYL for the diarrhea but I'm kind of hesitant to feel bad for you missing a fake holiday...

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Jimboom 11
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Nahh. I don't believe you. You're full of shit.

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RavenRacing 3
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so would you say you had a shitty day? X-D

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MzKylz 0
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as the old saying goes.. "never trust a fart"

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SulfurPlague 0
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Never trust a fart, and never pass a bathroom xD

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Jonah171 12
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Hahaha! ;D

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