TheBelt

About Thebelt

I got nothing better to do... so I just read funny shit to enlightened myself.

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By misc - / Tuesday 10 February 2009 23:06 / United States

Today, the girl I've gone on two dates with showed up at my house with several boxes of her stuff, expecting to move in. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 6 September 2015 05:38 / Canada - Surrey

Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML

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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 June 2015 16:13 / United States - Inez

Today, I finally slept with the man of my dreams. After he left for work, I found a six-inch skid mark smack dab in the middle of my sheets. Apparently, the man of my dreams doesn't believe in toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous / Monday 8 June 2015 19:33 / United States - San Francisco

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend because my parents kicked me out. He said that if I ever touch his "fucking apple jacks" he will "chop" my nipples off and feed them to the dog. FML

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By CassidyQueen / Saturday 6 June 2015 02:14 / United States - Warrenton

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