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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don't understand the bond between him and his stuffed goose. He's 36. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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capt_awesome1 11

that's a reason to dump someone ?

darwinism 30

Sometimes I am sad that evolution seems to skip some people. On the bright side OP, you can now strenghten the bond between you and your vibrator.

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Rasetsu 10

That's sad. Don't waste your time with him.

EmoBitchRock 0

I would seriously burn that goose.

richieflow 3

Hmmm good luck

MizzRaiderBby 0

He obviously choosed a stuff animal over his Girlfriend? Just move on & find a man that will love you for you & not a stuff animal

rapunzel3416 28

Choosed? *Choose*

sajupt 17

Just like how some people r crazy about cats n dogs!

electroguy02 4

Did he really dump you because of his "bond" with his stuffed goose? If he did, that's really quite sad (i.e., pathetic), and FYL for having to deal with that. On that other hand, I am a 21 year old man who still has the stuffed animals my best friends in high school gave me, and I understand the sentimentality over something that was given to you (especially if it was the first gift you ever received from a friend). If, instead, he broke up with you because you were trying to break his "bond" by telling him to get rid of the stuffed goose, then I would side with him. Sentimentality may not make a "manly man," but to me, it makes one human--I'd appreciate anyone who has treasures in their life that they're not willing to part with (within reason, of course). If he broke up with you because you told him he needed to change for you, then YDI.

acidburnz1107 10

All i can think of is Gordon goose LOL mother goose 's son

goodgood_fml 5

If it was the original Vol-tron with all the lions still intact, I'd understand. If he kept his He-Man collection, awesome!!! But a stuffed Goose? Unless it's from someone who passed away, he's too old for that. Just get a new guy. That one is not worth it.

akaay 3

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL thats halarious! xD

danielav 3

Are you hurt by it? Cause a 36 year old with a "bond" with his stuffed goose is definitely NOT worth it!