The gays

By kolgate - 15/02/2012 10:12 - United States

Today, I called my grandmother to wish her a happy Valentine's Day. She asked me if I had a date lined up. I didn't, and before I could explain why, she responded with, "Well, maybe all the other gays went on vacation!" Thanks Grandma, I'm not gay. FML
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Nice, I know how you feel. I'm 22 and single, so my grandmother is certain that I'm gay. I think it's kind of funny actually.

yea but guys and he's a guy so it still implies gay

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lol What!? Maybe she said "Well, maybe all the (other) guys went on vacation!"?

yea but guys and he's a guy so it still implies gay

that still wouldnt have to do anything with valentine #1

#2, it could have something to do with Valentine's Day. Like, if everyone else went on vacation, that would explain why the submitter didn't have a date.

Nice, I know how you feel. I'm 22 and single, so my grandmother is certain that I'm gay. I think it's kind of funny actually.

Here's what you do. Say "How's this for gay, granny?" and then jump her bones. Fuck her hard and long. She'll never call you a gay again.

Ah, gotta love the generation that got married at 14 and any later is proof of gayness!

haha grand moms still have a sense of humor!

Dude, number nine is the number one funniest guy on this site. There is something about fucking your grandmother that just makes me squeal with giddy laughter. And another thing, my parents think I'm gay, but what they don't know is I only don't show them the girls I date, cause none of them have ever been white AND attractive at the same time!

i wish i had a abuela like that aka grandma

@ 13 I wish mine would lighten up.