Valentine's slay, Looking good and Miscellaneous: The gays

The gays

By kolgate - 15/02/2012 10:12 - United States

Today, I called my grandmother to wish her a happy Valentine's Day. She asked me if I had a date lined up. I didn't, and before I could explain why, she responded with, "Well, maybe all the other gays went on vacation!" Thanks Grandma, I'm not gay. FML

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Imdead 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 22:20

Nice, I know how you feel. I'm 22 and single, so my grandmother is certain that I'm gay. I think it's kind of funny actually.

chloelovestoswim 6

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Saturday 17 April 2010 4:14

yea but guys and he's a guy so it still implies gay

Amkii 0

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Sunday 15 February 2009 12:35

lol What!? Maybe she said "Well, maybe all the (other) guys went on vacation!"?

chloelovestoswim 6

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Saturday 17 April 2010 4:14

yea but guys and he's a guy so it still implies gay

suyci 0

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Sunday 15 February 2009 12:58

that still wouldnt have to do anything with valentine #1

Amkii 0

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Sunday 15 February 2009 13:56

#2, it could have something to do with Valentine's Day. Like, if everyone else went on vacation, that would explain why the submitter didn't have a date.

Imdead 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 22:20

Nice, I know how you feel. I'm 22 and single, so my grandmother is certain that I'm gay. I think it's kind of funny actually.

ZING_MASTER 0

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Monday 16 February 2009 0:06

Here's what you do. Say "How's this for gay, granny?" and then jump her bones. Fuck her hard and long. She'll never call you a gay again.

Seegtease 0

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Monday 16 February 2009 0:09

Ah, gotta love the generation that got married at 14 and any later is proof of gayness!

grooverahul 0

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Tuesday 17 February 2009 1:14

haha grand moms still have a sense of humor!

Mannerheim 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 1:06

Dude, number nine is the number one funniest guy on this site. There is something about fucking your grandmother that just makes me squeal with giddy laughter. And another thing, my parents think I'm gay, but what they don't know is I only don't show them the girls I date, cause none of them have ever been white AND attractive at the same time!