Wow that's just immature. Sorry about it op

Sounded like they were robbed by a bunch of 12 year old cod players lol

Even us 20 year old battlefield players enjoy a good cock painting now and then.

Lol it all started in counter strike anyway :p

I wish cod or battlefield had custom spray tags =)

it was a cocktastrophy!!! *puts on blind fold and smokes his last cig waiting for firing squad of thumb downs*

The catastrophe is people that say they're preparing for thumbs down

Valve ftw :p

No 24 it was Malcolm McDowell from clockwork orange just be thankful he had to read the meter.... No time for the in and out.

They sure cocked up

Yeah, and if the OP had found the burglars, they would've been coldcocked by her!

-well, I tried, and I just had to use the word coldcocked!-

Oh shut up, at least I tried. Rather then the usual "that sucks" lol. I tried. I was going to stop attempting puns if this one was bad, so okay then. I won't try to do puns. I just wanted to be creative xD

Don't stop trying! You have to be persistent if you want to make better puns.:)

#56: Aww well thanks for the inspiration! Maybe I'll work on my pun skills(: I just hate when someone tries to get snappy at people who actually try to be funny and what not. You don't know how many times I rewrote that comment. I kinda figured this would have happened. It never sounded right lmao. (:

What a dick.

artistic burglars? what kind of sorcery is this

I believe this type of sorcery is commonly known as vandalism. Witchcraft!

that sounds like a pretty personal attack... hopefully you haven't been a dick lately then! but FYL if you haven't...

How exciting.

What? Are you not impressed?

That's so not alright. Why'd it have to be skunking?

*Facepalm*

Very unfortunate circumstance but you will have a great story to tell for years to come! Who else can claim that burglars painted penises on their wall?

It happens more often than you'd think ):

Totally rude of them!

you say that like it isn't rude to break into someone's house in the first place.

Well they did break in to OP's home, manners probably wern't a priority.

No company over for awhile >_