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it was a cocktastrophy!!! *puts on blind fold and smokes his last cig waiting for firing squad of thumb downs*

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No 24 it was Malcolm McDowell from clockwork orange just be thankful he had to read the meter.... No time for the in and out.

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Yeah, and if the OP had found the burglars, they would've been coldcocked by her! -well, I tried, and I just had to use the word coldcocked!-

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Oh shut up, at least I tried. Rather then the usual "that sucks" lol. I tried. I was going to stop attempting puns if this one was bad, so okay then. I won't try to do puns. I just wanted to be creative xD

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#56: Aww well thanks for the inspiration! Maybe I'll work on my pun skills(: I just hate when someone tries to get snappy at people who actually try to be funny and what not. You don't know how many times I rewrote that comment. I kinda figured this would have happened. It never sounded right lmao. (:

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Very unfortunate circumstance but you will have a great story to tell for years to come! Who else can claim that burglars painted penises on their wall?

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