1st and your boyfriend sounds like a lazy fatass!

Get on top then. Lazy bitch.

Hahaha.. Im sure that was just his exuse for finishing early.

OP isn't the one who has to move all the time

haha u need a real man

that's not really an FML for you, more for him...
He can't handle sex. HAHAHA

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c-c-c- combo breaker!

Holy shit

More like epic fail.

HUH?!!??!? where the hell was my comment? I was first

most likely moderated because you're stupid.

I can confirm that.

I'm confirming that I moderated out his "comments"... and also that he's a stunningly dumb shit. See, you expected an evasive, politician's answer, didn't you? :D

You evaded the question and spouted utter drivel, with the utmost finesse... ... ... You're a Tory, aren't you? >_>

lol, epic legal jargon convo=win

oh and your boyfriend is a prissy fat lazy bastard

fail

He lasted 10 seconds? Damn, this guy is my hero.
I only have to look at the girl before beads of sweat begin forming on my brow... Wow, I'm just thinking about it and I can feel the calories already burning!

me 2

hey nice way to lose fat without having a baby be devoloped in process...

your bf sounds like a virgin

sounds like an obese cunt who can't lift his fat up long enough to get his mickey in ya :P

Sucks for you, he considers it work! You must be ugly.

did he get it in, or was he being hampered cause you were too tight?