Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, I met up with my boyfriend early before work to have some "fun time". We hadn't had sex in a while and decided to try it doggy style, up against the wall. We had been doing it for about 15 minutes until he abruptly stopped and said, "I don't know if it's in." It was. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML
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ROFLsyrup 0
that's not really an FML for you, more for him... He can't handle sex. HAHAHA
smith2001 5
c-c-c- combo breaker!
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Comments (98)
ccbooya18 0
1st and your boyfriend sounds like a lazy fatass!
JohnBoyFsYL 10
Get on top then. Lazy bitch.
Bertha5 0
ahhaa ! out off shappe muchh?
RJB 0
urrr reeetttarrdded forrr spellingggg thhhhattt waaayyy
jennymxo 0
hahah
55isalive 1
mayb that's his way of saying he wants u on top
chih 0
is this bitch like 400lbs? who would give up on some fine nookie?
swkisses5 0
maybe it was his 1st time or maybe he was starting off too fast...lmfao still funny as hell
zackk5 0
Hahaha.. Im sure that was just his exuse for finishing early.
LOL0LOL 1
OP isn't the one who has to move all the time
arkonosis 0
haha u need a real man
ROFLsyrup 0
that's not really an FML for you, more for him... He can't handle sex. HAHAHA
ilovebradiew 0
agreed
escapenowx 0
agreed
PattisonDaStud 0
agreed
metazoanhaddock 11
agreed
aricTB 0
agreed
brianjman14 22
agreed
redsox4021 0
disagreed
CableX17 0
agreed
317theterrible 0
not agreed
smith2001 5
c-c-c- combo breaker!
meepmerp 20
Holy shit
TexasFalcon 0
More like epic fail.
ccbooya18 0
HUH?!!??!? where the hell was my comment? I was first
n8equalsd 0
most likely moderated because you're stupid.
Sirin_fml 46
I can confirm that.
Sirin_fml 46
I'm confirming that I moderated out his "comments"... and also that he's a stunningly dumb shit. See, you expected an evasive, politician's answer, didn't you? :D
Sirin_fml 46
You evaded the question and spouted utter drivel, with the utmost finesse... ... ... You're a Tory, aren't you? >_>
CableX17 0
lol, epic legal jargon convo=win
ccbooya18 0
oh and your boyfriend is a prissy fat lazy bastard
lifejsucks 0
fail
SeeBrendenBurn 0
He lasted 10 seconds? Damn, this guy is my hero. I only have to look at the girl before beads of sweat begin forming on my brow... Wow, I'm just thinking about it and I can feel the calories already burning!
chaos753159 4
me 2
xxprettydisaster 0
hey nice way to lose fat without having a baby be devoloped in process...
ccbooya18 0
your bf sounds like a virgin
Breazy 0
sounds like an obese **** who can't lift his fat up long enough to get his mickey in ya :P
Ran_Ran 0
Sucks for you, he considers it work! You must be ugly.
crazyleggs 0
did he get it in, or was he being hampered cause you were too tight?