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hahahahahaahahahaaha
he's got 2 hands..he shouldn't complain, he can do it himself
Dear God, you'd wanna hope that you give killer blow jobs
u all can't take a laugh.. :/
ED? I doubt it, that's not what it sounds like anyway. OP worded it to make it sound more like she was bad at it.
Anybody who bitches about how lame handjobs are has never had a really good one!
Haha, it really isn't hard. "It's like getting ketchup out of a bottle..."
#126-did you draw your picture? because it sucks balls.
126 dnt mind 223 shes just a troll if u didnt draw it its still cool but if u did draw it then i wosh i could draw like u :)
ha I bet u couldn't even draw that
or how about he respects her and doesn't make her do sexual stuff before marriage -_- this world has gone to hell.
exactly what I was going to say.
I remember her, she commented on my picture before. She said it scared the shit out of her. I really don't care about what she has to say, but no, I didn't draw it.
OP, please understand: the penis is very similar to your ****** in at least one way: it's very hard to truly pleasure it unless you know what you're doing. The penis is best stimulated by a warm, engulfing, tight environment which provides limited friction. The ****** is the best example. Anal and oral sex both closely simulate this (unless it's a really bad ********). A hand job is different. You can't simply sit there and move your hand - there's not enough surface contact and too much friction. You can't stimulate the whole thing at once, and if you're squeezing tightly enough to stimulate the right spots, you're likely squeezing too hard. Ask your boyfriend to show you how he does it. Use lube. Ask him what feels best. Talk to him while you stroke him. In short, communicate! If it's worth doing, it's worth doing well - remember this and change your technique to match his reactions. Don't just grab hold and pull, but don't treat it like it's about to fall off, either. Start gently, almost tenderly, and get both firmer and faster as you go. Use lube. Lots of lube. Nothing feels worse than an indian burn on your ****.
you've submitted 12 FML's that's a shit ton.
no, because if she had sucked she would have actually got him off!
ew
your boyfriend is bummin big time if that's how you feel about ********. So sad
right? I mean it doesn't take a lot to get a guy going...
no I just pictured 22 giving one.. unfortunately.
mmmmm
116, I don't know about you, but 22 is quite attractive.
damn, I hate kids.
I hate to bring this up but her info says she's sixteen. let's not picture the kiddies giving blow jobs, okay?
195. Um, what? There are 14 year olds that have gotten pregnant. Where have you been?
198. just because it happens makes it alright? ya know, I think I'll go out and kill a few hookers tonight. it happens, so there's nothing wrong with it right? my god you are an ignorant little piece of s***. just please stop talking.
lol. Shes 15 tho
My god guys..
15 is the new 20! I'd tap that shit
and kids hate you, 160, for trying to lure them in with promises of puppies, and candy.
233 you look like the biggest douche.
ew
Well try using more than just your hands??
Her foot?
no, you ass, he means her pussy
Her ass would work, too.
lmao i think everything was covered
also..ears
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Show it anywayyou're definitely 11
lolllllll
pikachu, I choose you?
how about nose???
giggdy ;D
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Show it anywayThat's pretty clever sir. I guess I have to give you... *takes off glasses* A hand... YEAYYUHHH
I gotta hand it to you, that was clever. Good job.
daaaaaang...!!!BURRRN...!!! Lol
that's ******* hilarious
wow, i don't think i can HANDle how awesome that comment was! that deserves not only a thumb, but 5 fingers! you really nailed that pun! but i'm not being sarcastic. i enjoy a good pun :D
Anyone who doesn't like puns deserves to be PUNched in the face.
haha nice one 8
haha nice one 8
How do you know her whole body can't do it? She was just giving a handjob.
Palmala Handerson can do better.
Well, actually, her hand failed to do what his hand could. That's acceptable, I think. But, the comment you made makes it seem like he was more attracted to his hand than her body. In reality, he's probably just not that into her sexually. In this age of the internet, every perversion is met on the net. and real life is boring. And, on said net, there is always someone more interesting or attractive than your current romance. I am keen on my lesbian dominatrices. ;)
lol
bahahaha!
lmao
Very Bice very nice
No, it doesn't suck, it was a hand job.
it hands
It was horrible, hands down?
yes blow your Boyfriend as well. i think I well have to get my Girlfriend to give me a Blow/hand job now just reading this is making me excited!! Time for some fun.
I've been on FML too long. how do I know? I can reference an FML from ages ago about a chick actually BLOWING on her boyfriends penis.
109, that wasn't that long ago...
Lmao^
nope, just her hands. no assholes.
Yeah terrible/painful hand jobs do exist in the world unfortunately
don't worry, he's just being a jerkoff.
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Well try using more than just your hands??
wow u must really suck