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By  lilbeast0327  |  3

wow u must really suck

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  DudeImBetter  |  0

He's really old or you're just plain horrible at turning guys on, probably both.

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  YacL  |  15

ED? I doubt it, that's not what it sounds like anyway. OP worded it to make it sound more like she was bad at it.

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  Daerauko  |  0

lol give the girl a break. it's her first time jerkin it. hand jobs kinda suck anyway. lol a dude can jerk it himself; why does he need his chick to do that? she has many other better things she can do. OP stick to various forms of sex. your boyfriend will thank you.

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  iluvhobos  |  5

#126-did you draw your picture? because it sucks balls.

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  kateinurarms  |  13

or how about he respects her and doesn't make her do sexual stuff before marriage -_- this world has gone to hell.

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  YacL  |  15

I remember her, she commented on my picture before. She said it scared the shit out of her. I really don't care about what she has to say, but no, I didn't draw it.

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  KaintukeeBob  |  13

OP, please understand: the penis is very similar to your vagina in at least one way: it's very hard to truly pleasure it unless you know what you're doing. The penis is best stimulated by a warm, engulfing, tight environment which provides limited friction. The vagina is the best example. Anal and oral sex both closely simulate this (unless it's a really bad blow job). A hand job is different. You can't simply sit there and move your hand - there's not enough surface contact and too much friction. You can't stimulate the whole thing at once, and if you're squeezing tightly enough to stimulate the right spots, you're likely squeezing too hard. Ask your boyfriend to show you how he does it. Use lube. Ask him what feels best. Talk to him while you stroke him. In short, communicate! If it's worth doing, it's worth doing well - remember this and change your technique to match his reactions. Don't just grab hold and pull, but don't treat it like it's about to fall off, either. Start gently, almost tenderly, and get both firmer and faster as you go. Use lube. Lots of lube. Nothing feels worse than an indian burn on your cock.

By  lilbeast0327  |  3

wow u must really suck

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  xxlauruh  |  0

ew

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  gofferurself  |  10

OP is talking about a hand job, not a bj. There is a difference

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  xxlauruh  |  0

no I just pictured 22 giving one.. unfortunately.

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  xxlauruh  |  0

mmmmm

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  thatonename  |  7

198. just because it happens makes it alright? ya know, I think I'll go out and kill a few hookers tonight. it happens, so there's nothing wrong with it right? my god you are an ignorant little piece of s***. just please stop talking.

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  xxlauruh  |  0

ew

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  jakezanerd  |  0

no, you ass, he means her pussy

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  jissette  |  0

daaaaaang...!!!BURRRN...!!! Lol

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  jeremey602  |  0

that's fucking hilarious

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  applesdontpee  |  3

wow, i don't think i can HANDle how awesome that comment was! that deserves not only a thumb, but 5 fingers! you really nailed that pun! but i'm not being sarcastic. i enjoy a good pun :D

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  jamjelly386  |  5

haha nice one 8

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  jamjelly386  |  5

haha nice one 8

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Well, actually, her hand failed to do what his hand could. That's acceptable, I think. But, the comment you made makes it seem like he was more attracted to his hand than her body. In reality, he's probably just not that into her sexually. In this age of the internet, every perversion is met on the net. and real life is boring. And, on said net, there is always someone more interesting or attractive than your current romance. I am keen on my lesbian dominatrices. ;)

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  SluggerJ  |  7

yes blow your Boyfriend as well. i think I well have to get my Girlfriend to give me a Blow/hand job now just reading this is making me excited!! Time for some fun.

By  ShelbyyCakess  |  0

wow. asshole much?

By  jasminea  |  0

haha, you were getting him a little too excited.

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