Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, I met up with my boyfriend early before work to have some "fun time". We hadn't had sex in a while and decided to try it doggy style, up against the wall. We had been doing it for about 15 minutes until he abruptly stopped and said, "I don't know if it's in." It was. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML
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ROFLsyrup 0
that's not really an FML for you, more for him... He can't handle sex. HAHAHA
smith2001 5
c-c-c- combo breaker!
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Comments (98)
anela_fml 0
wow better not let that keep happening
hockeyhouse 5
What a lazy bastard.
jorgmend 0
I wouldn't mind taking you down under
RicardoOno 2
Are you really really fat?
VanessaVander 2
wow that's retarded
PurpleKuSh_fml 0
10! wow what tha ****! what a ******* virgin
Shokz992 0
Wow. Are you normally this dense? It was clearly f***ing sarcasm -.-
danii_s2 0
That's when you go put it some effort. girls ontop DOES work. then ur guy can b a starfish if he wants.
FoundManyLemons 0
Now hold up. FYBL if he's so out of shape that he can't ****. Get him to a doctor, a nutritionist, and a trainer.
PottentialFML 0
And some hands to work on the stamina of his skin pistol.
perdix 29
He's lying to spare your feelings. You must have a dry, sandpaper pussy that feels like sliding on your ass down a gravel road. Lube up, bitch, before you put him in you. A nice ******** might help.
KingDingALing 9
ur awesome
Moemoemoe_fml 0
No, he's a moron, and you kids really need to GTFO off this site, neither of you are old enough to be here, regardless of the age you may claim to supposedly be. Come back when you two can post comments that don't make you look dumber than Beavis & Butthead.
imnutsss 0
so seem so angry and resentful towards the pussy perdix..do you, like the OP,have stamina problems?
davidhasmorefun 0
this is definitely an fyl for her if she stays with him. but let's face it. she won't. and can anyone else say two pump chump?