Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, I met up with my boyfriend early before work to have some "fun time". We hadn't had sex in a while and decided to try it doggy style, up against the wall. We had been doing it for about 15 minutes until he abruptly stopped and said, "I don't know if it's in." It was. FML
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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML
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ROFLsyrup 0
that's not really an FML for you, more for him... He can't handle sex. HAHAHA
smith2001 5
c-c-c- combo breaker!
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Comments (98)
eriyana8 0
his first time???? hmmm.... either ura cooger , dating a younger dude, or ur a **** that had sex for the 1st tome at 15
48Connor 10
Ahahahaha that's funny...
iamgoofymovie 0
lol perdix u always be making funny comments
elcutexnene 0
and exit stage left lol u need a rabbit. hard body!!!!!
HeeeB21 0
he should of been on the bottom lol
Elksy 0
Why do so many people keep looking for reasons to blame the chick?
Turbolag25 7
Ur boyfriend's a pussy.
lindsaylikeomg 0
well, is the op really fat? maybe she was on top and he was being crushed by her weight. gotta consider all of the possibilities..
TruleighSadistic 0
it's hard to find men that can last more than a couple mins but damn 10 seconds? WTF he needs to practice on a blow up Betty before actually tapin some real ass. besides you should try a women we last way longer! we know what we want n how to please the people were with
bbq34567 3
He has got to be a fattie You guys are really underestimating how tiring it can be trying to locate your junk in layer upon layer of fat