By bleeeaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhh - 21/06/2013 21:00 - United States - Washington

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Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML
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Steve95401 49

You will NEVER be able to unsee that.

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tiernang 21

But Christ wasn't mortal.

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Shrike 23

Really? Then how did he die on the cross?

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Allennis44 16

Damn straight. It's gonna be tough to get that image out of his head.

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NavalAvaiations1 5

I bet she was saying, "Oh God!"

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groovycrazyjoe 18

knock before you enter.

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tiernang 21

41, i didnt say he was immortal. i said he wasnt mortal. he could turn water into wine for christs sake!

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Shrike 23

mor·tal, /ˈmôrtl/ Adjective (of a living human being, often in contrast to a divine being) Subject to death. Noun A human being subject to death. There's the definition, since you're too lazy to look it up yourself.

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bluelagoon24 19

Even Christ's going to have a hard time helping OP to forget this.

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Steve95401 49

You will NEVER be able to unsee that.

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SWhimsynBubbaS 14

Judging on OP's username, I think he understands that...

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Pesticides 19

Elderly people are getting more creative! we need a back up plan!

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nofearjenshere 12

At least OP didn't have to see grandma "playing" with grandpa.

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hemz_fml 13

If it were me, I'd get drunk so I wouldn't remember anything and I don't even drink.

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ashleytianarose 13

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

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Soniye 14

The elderly strike again!

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KK3137 31

But hey, at least you ARE mortal. I mean, imagine if you had to live with that image forever..

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MichaelT17 9

U need that men and black thing

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thenomad 7

Men in Black

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

I totally read that as Men in Black. Mindfuck.

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jackiemora 18

I didn't even realize it was wrong until I read the replies. I just automatically read it as Men In Black ._.

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carnage45567 10

It's called a deneuralizer

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perdix 29

#4, are you Lisa Lampanelli?

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NavalAvaiations1 5

maybe her grandma was already using the big and black thing.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Haha! Very nice perdix, very nice. I don't know how many people will get that, but you got a chuckle out of me.

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MichaelT17 9

The fact that u have people putting men *IN* black is hilarious so I just thought u should know that

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MichaelT17 9

So ur saying I'm funny? No my name is Michael Torres

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TheOnlyMizLiv 22

Someone's got MPD.

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kalbrek009 20

Men in black thing....a neuralizer! Lol... & hope they don't forget their Ray-Ban glasses.

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theunbeatableram 3

64- well played. Very well played. But my mind has adapted to these mind *****.

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Kashaqueetrah 12

What has been seen can not be unseen unfortunately.

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Looks like someone else just got mauled by a pussy. But a worse one. Much worse.

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3mILY_maRy629 11

Oh god. How are you not in a corner in the fetal position right now?

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metalhead4740 14

He never said he wasn't.

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PenguinBitch 43

@#7 Op is probably doing the same face you're doing on your pic.

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ironichalibut 24

Does that mean you're a god now? You have gone through some trials

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Kauphy 12

Don't be such a sourpuss, Grandma has to have fun too!

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Perdition25 12

No one should ever have to witness that involuntarily though.

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simplykolesh 17

No one should voluntarily witness that either!

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clemsi 20

they wouldn't make GILF **** if it didn't sell

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sugarbaby9908 20

Just hope that you have that sexual desire when you're older :)

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ABillOnFire 15

Well yea but I wouldn't want my grandkids walking in on it

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