By bleeeaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhh - 21/06/2013 21:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML
I agree, your life sucks 77 252
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Steve95401 49

You will NEVER be able to unsee that.


But Christ wasn't mortal.

Really? Then how did he die on the cross?

Allennis44 16

Damn straight. It's gonna be tough to get that image out of his head.

NavalAvaiations1 5

I bet she was saying, "Oh God!"

groovycrazyjoe 18

knock before you enter.

41, i didnt say he was immortal. i said he wasnt mortal. he could turn water into wine for christs sake!

mor·tal, /ˈmôrtl/ Adjective (of a living human being, often in contrast to a divine being) Subject to death. Noun A human being subject to death. There's the definition, since you're too lazy to look it up yourself.

Even Christ's going to have a hard time helping OP to forget this.

Steve95401 49

You will NEVER be able to unsee that.

Judging on OP's username, I think he understands that...

Elderly people are getting more creative! we need a back up plan!

nofearjenshere 12

At least OP didn't have to see grandma "playing" with grandpa.

If it were me, I'd get drunk so I wouldn't remember anything and I don't even drink.

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

Soniye 14

The elderly strike again!

But hey, at least you ARE mortal. I mean, imagine if you had to live with that image forever..

MichaelT17 9

U need that men and black thing

thenomad 7

Men in Black

I totally read that as Men in Black. Mindfuck.

I didn't even realize it was wrong until I read the replies. I just automatically read it as Men In Black ._.

It's called a deneuralizer

perdix 29

#4, are you Lisa Lampanelli?

NavalAvaiations1 5

maybe her grandma was already using the big and black thing.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Haha! Very nice perdix, very nice. I don't know how many people will get that, but you got a chuckle out of me.

MichaelT17 9

The fact that u have people putting men *IN* black is hilarious so I just thought u should know that

MichaelT17 9

So ur saying I'm funny? No my name is Michael Torres

Someone's got MPD.

Men in black thing....a neuralizer! Lol... & hope they don't forget their Ray-Ban glasses.

64- well played. Very well played. But my mind has adapted to these mind *****.

What has been seen can not be unseen unfortunately.

Looks like someone else just got mauled by a pussy. But a worse one. Much worse.

Oh god. How are you not in a corner in the fetal position right now?

He never said he wasn't.

@#7 Op is probably doing the same face you're doing on your pic.

Does that mean you're a god now? You have gone through some trials

Don't be such a sourpuss, Grandma has to have fun too!

Perdition25 12

No one should ever have to witness that involuntarily though.

No one should voluntarily witness that either!

they wouldn't make GILF **** if it didn't sell

sugarbaby9908 20

Just hope that you have that sexual desire when you're older :)

Well yea but I wouldn't want my grandkids walking in on it