Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
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Today, I met up with my boyfriend early before work to have some "fun time". We hadn't had sex in a while and decided to try it doggy style, up against the wall. We had been doing it for about 15 minutes until he abruptly stopped and said, "I don't know if it's in." It was. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML
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ROFLsyrup 0
that's not really an FML for you, more for him... He can't handle sex. HAHAHA
smith2001 5
c-c-c- combo breaker!
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Comments (98)
metazoanhaddock 11
I can't believe you people.....obviously he only lasted ten seconds he finished after five and the last five were courtesy seconds
u_fail_bigtime 0
any1 considered that maybe the op was a fatty????? and how much effort it takes 2 plunge it in there each time???
retrojesus 0
Im lucky to last that long....
ducks4life 0
bitch
SAM5000 0
lol
betsy5 0
wow, i'm sorry. but i guess it's better than nothing. :D
Mahyar 2
Ha ha what a loser.
beer01 0
Maybe you just didn't feel good. He probably meant boring. Cuz even if it was tiring but it felt good, he'd keep going.
Ravtaz 0
agreed
steph8608 0
hilarious, but still fyl!