Romantic afterglow

By easyontheeyes1 - 01/05/2020 02:00

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
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I mean if he just got done with sex he's probably winded anyway, so that's not really unusual, even if he was a bit rude about it.

He isn't wrong. A human on top that weighs a hundred pounds would make it difficult to breath.

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It’s probably because you’re fat.

clearly. this can't be the first time she's hearing of it.

Put your ugly asshole in his face for breakfast.

I mean if he just got done with sex he's probably winded anyway, so that's not really unusual, even if he was a bit rude about it.

maybe try eating a salad every now and then?

like you should talk fatty

you're like 345lbs of pure fat fuck lmao pipe down

He isn't wrong. A human on top that weighs a hundred pounds would make it difficult to breath.

Well, a diet couldn’t hurt

all of y'all who are saying op should lose weight, when my husband weighed 120lbs (drugs, he's cleaned up his act) he made it hard to breathe too when he was on top. weight ain't got nothin to do it, y'all just wanna be assholes and fat shame

I have asthma and always tell my husband I can’t breath when he’s on top of me. He’s bigger than me but he’s not fat. I wouldn’t take it personally even when my dogs lay on me they can make it hard to breath and they are only 90 lbs

That's actually pretty normal. Welcome to life. Real sex is never what you see in the movies.

and when he's on top of you and done, do you keep him on top of you? both of you just roll to the side... jeez