Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML
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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
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Top comments
tounces7 28
I mean if he just got done with sex he's probably winded anyway, so that's not really unusual, even if he was a bit rude about it.
Mathalamus 25
He isn't wrong. A human on top that weighs a hundred pounds would make it difficult to breath.
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Comments (15)
ahabsfan 17
It’s probably because you’re fat.
bloopaloop 27
😂
EmDizzle2007 28
clearly. this can't be the first time she's hearing of it.
RichardPencil 32
Put your ugly asshole in his face for breakfast.
tounces7 28
I mean if he just got done with sex he's probably winded anyway, so that's not really unusual, even if he was a bit rude about it.
Tom O'Halloran 9
maybe try eating a salad every now and then?
unknownxoxo1 4
like you should talk fatty
Aaron O'Neill 5
you're like 345lbs of pure fat **** lmao pipe down
Mathalamus 25
He isn't wrong. A human on top that weighs a hundred pounds would make it difficult to breath.
sickerthanyou 13
Well, a diet couldn’t hurt
spinspinsugar 12
all of y'all who are saying op should lose weight, when my husband weighed 120lbs (drugs, he's cleaned up his act) he made it hard to breathe too when he was on top. weight ain't got nothin to do it, y'all just wanna be assholes and fat shame
MN_girl21 7
I have asthma and always tell my husband I can’t breath when he’s on top of me. He’s bigger than me but he’s not fat. I wouldn’t take it personally even when my dogs lay on me they can make it hard to breath and they are only 90 lbs
faifai_fml 21
That's actually pretty normal. Welcome to life. Real sex is never what you see in the movies.
AmbrosiaFan 19
and when he's on top of you and done, do you keep him on top of you? both of you just roll to the side... jeez